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frenchdungeon -> humor (7/30/2009 12:47:49 PM)
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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose.
2. A birth certificate is really just an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. You ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence is nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that men find offensive: 'don't' and 'stop', unless used together.
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
10. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
11. Question: What is an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
12. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
13. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
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