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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/22/2006 12:31:04 PM

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This ties in with my theory that aliens have infiltrated our planet and have waited patiently until the right time to unleash chaos into the world, thus toppling governments and society as a whole. I can prove my theory. Their implements that they have covertly distributed amongst the financial and business world are staples, paperclips, glue and rubber bands. One day, and it might not be as far off as we think, the aliens will remove these things from our planet. The hell that will ensue will be cataclysmic. Files will fall apart. Things that used to be attached will come undone. Whole briefs and other financial documents unable to be put together and insure that they stay that way. It will totally undermine our economy and create havoc. Take note that this will happen throughout the world... and there is nothing we can do to stop it. I also suspect, but I have been unable to confirm, that three ring binders are another alien weapon. There is nothing we can do. We are helpless. I have tried to explain this to other people and they look at me as if I am daft! They will see... My God, they will see.

And we will recognize when this happens how? i mean, don't know about Y/you, but hey, i see plenty of chaos already!

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/22/2006 12:45:05 PM

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This ties in with my theory that aliens have infiltrated our planet and have waited patiently until the right time to unleash chaos into the world, thus toppling governments and society as a whole. I can prove my theory. Their implements that they have covertly distributed amongst the financial and business world are staples, paperclips, glue and rubber bands. One day, and it might not be as far off as we think, the aliens will remove these things from our planet. The hell that will ensue will be cataclysmic. Files will fall apart. Things that used to be attached will come undone. Whole briefs and other financial documents unable to be put together and insure that they stay that way. It will totally undermine our economy and create havoc. Take note that this will happen throughout the world... and there is nothing we can do to stop it. I also suspect, but I have been unable to confirm, that three ring binders are another alien weapon. There is nothing we can do. We are helpless. I have tried to explain this to other people and they look at me as if I am daft! They will see... My God, they will see.

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