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Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/6/2009 1:27:09 PM   
LotusSong


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It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.

As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the
answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster?











Answer: "bread."
(If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. )

If you said, bread, go to Question 2.



2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?












Answer: Cows drink water.

(If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.)

However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink
house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green
house made from?













Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

(If you said "green bricks," why the hell are
you still reading these??? )

If you said "glass," go on to Question 4

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying
at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will
recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash
landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he can do so and the plane fatally
crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East
Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?












Answer: You don't bury survivors.

(If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and
you must stop.)

If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.


5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get
off and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?











Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!




PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/6/2009 1:33:15 PM   
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3 out of 5, I should have spent more time reading the questions, though I still say you can have a domicile that is green

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 11:35:15 AM   
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Baby cows drink milk from their mothers.

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 11:40:17 AM   
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SILK SILK SILK SILK SILK  S-I-L-K

Cows Drink MILK

Bastards.

Got all the rest right however.

I don't follow directions well as I continued on even after I failed that question.

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 12:05:08 PM   
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quote:

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink
house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green
house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.


I do not think that this is a fair question.  There is a difference between green house and greenhouse.  One is an adjective and noun while the other is just a noun.  BAD question. 

I am NOT demented.

What was I talking about?

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 3:57:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink
house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green
house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.


I do not think that this is a fair question.  There is a difference between green house and greenhouse.  One is an adjective and noun while the other is just a noun.  BAD question. 

I am NOT demented.

What was I talking about?

Got it wrong, huh, Alyee?

Firm

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 6:15:33 PM   
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Is it a bad thing i answered "toast" to the first question?
And i still read through the rest of the questions, too, Steel.

Demented? Hopefully not yet in the old age sense.
Sleep deprived? Most definitely, but not on purpose.

*drags herself off for a lite nap before dinner*

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 6:58:32 PM   
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Got 'em all right except the last one, I'm slipping.

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 9:21:50 PM   
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Argh, I got as far as question four and my friend pulled a similar riddle on me not two nights ago!

I used to love doing the toast and milk ones though. =)


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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 10:48:39 PM   
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Got em all right! However I feel somewhat embarrassed at how proud of myself I am of this accomplishment. 

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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 11:01:55 PM   
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6. How would you pronounce...

M - A - C -

D - O - W - E - L - L ?



M - A - C -

B - E - T - H ?



M - A - C -

I - N - T - O - S - H ?



M - A - C -

H - I - N - E ?









Are you sure about that last one?


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RE: Your Yearly Dementia Test! - 8/7/2009 11:15:13 PM   
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Got 'em all, Tim..

now for the OP, didnt do so well (I agree with Aylee about the green house vs greenhouse thing...)


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