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I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 7:41:13 PM

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women beg my collar as soon as they meet me.

This is a thread for Doms and Dommes to brag about how Dom they are. Truthfulness discouraged.

And the above is not from me. A friend related that some nitwit Dom told it to her.

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 7:51:05 PM

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omg that ranks right up there with, Hi your pretty, now i want to see you on all fours, with a german sheppard fucking ya........ sick bastid

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 8:13:48 PM

MoGa

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I am so dominant that I scare the hell out of most subs who meet me. Of course it could be because of my sadistic streak too

MoGa

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 8:18:47 PM

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I am so Dominant that I don't need a submissive!

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I am the Cat, holder of the whip and chair.

"Let's see-whips, dips, chains, chips, yep sounds like a party to Me!"

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 8:20:24 PM

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Im so dominant that my grass is terrified into cutting itself

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 8:22:57 PM

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wanna come live with me? my grass is offically hay

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/6/2009 9:17:11 PM

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I am SO Dominant when my "Switch" gets thrown, I scare myself.

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 2:11:05 AM

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i am so dominant that i submit to myself

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 2:16:27 AM

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I'm so dominant even my cat does as it's told.

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 3:30:54 AM

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I AM SO DOMINATE THAT I CANNOT TYPE UNLESS IT IS ALL IN CAPS.

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Skinned up knees and salty lips
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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 3:53:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadySweetOrSour

I'm so dominant even my cat does as it's told.

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GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 7:01:00 AM

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I am so Dominant that when I walk through Home Depot, everyone falls to their knees chanting "Hail Goddess" and they follow me around on their knees getting very excited when I go down the rope aisle.

~Lashra

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 7:21:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

I am so Dominant that when I walk through Home Depot, everyone falls to their knees chanting "Hail Goddess" and they follow me around on their knees getting very excited when I go down the rope aisle.

~Lashra

Oh so you DID notice me doing that!

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 7:31:07 AM

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When I put a period on the end of a sentence, it bleeds.

What?

chia* (the pet)

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 9:00:02 AM

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I am so Dominate that other Dominance want me to Dominant Them. BooYa Beat that you fake wanna be's.

Steel

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 9:02:11 AM

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I am so Domme that it isn't a want, it's a need.

Boooya!

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 10:25:17 AM

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I went down to the beach in Ventura this morning, and couldn't even go swimming. Every time I went near the ocean, the goddamned thing parted in front of me.

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 12:25:10 PM

MoGa

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I'm so dominant that E.F. Hutton shuts up when I speak

MoGa (Laughing at all the responses here)

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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 12:30:59 PM

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Im so Dominant that my bike starts up with just a look.

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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: I am SO Dominant that.... - 8/7/2009 12:48:39 PM

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I'm so dominant that any pretzel I look at straightens out & serves as a dildo!

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