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Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 8:44:06 AM

fuzzybear590

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When my ex was in labor with my first child , she was screaming with every contraction.She shouted "I blame this on you $%% $^&$! its YOUR fault!" To which I replied,"Hey ,you said taking it the ass would hurt too much!"

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RE: Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 8:52:00 AM

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**Writing this down to have put on a T-Shirt**

Thank you Fuzzy

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RE: Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 9:07:00 AM

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Say Steel, you know the difference b/w sand and menstrual blood?

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RE: Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 9:28:49 AM

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**Almost afraid to get the answer to this one**

No, tell me.

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RE: Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 11:19:56 AM

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I can't gargle sand!

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RE: Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 11:34:00 AM

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You are a sick sick man.

I like that in a Person.

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RE: Labor Pains - 8/7/2009 1:40:31 PM

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