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Canned responses - 2/22/2006 7:10:08 AM   
spinntja


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I'm getting bored with my cold contact auto-response and am feeling uninspired this morning. I would love to see yours, and perhaps to borrow from it, if you are willing to share. In the interest of community spirit, here is what I've been using recently:

"Dear NAME: Your offer of service was one of NUMBER I received this morning. Each of you pledges to be mine completely, 24/7, happily ever after, yadda yadda yadda, and none of you has any limits.

NAME, if you are serious, you will have to tell me why I should be interested in you and not one of them. Convince me that you have something I want. Check my profile for hints as to what that might be.

Good luck, NAME."



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