Melancholy
Is an expression
That people use
When they are feeling the blues
Because they refuse
To define it as depression
According to a thesis
On clinical diseases
Our species falls to pieces
As cheerfulness decreases
Resulting from a little stress
Heavy hearted gloominess
Abjection, despondency
Unhappy lugobriousity
Dejection, desolation
Dreary disconsolation
Disparaging desperation
Can be cured with medication
You will be fine
They say you will
Three times a day
You take a pill
And talk to a specialist
A psycho-something-ologist
Who analyzes your confessions
For one hundred dollar sessions
Melancholy melancholy
Yes that's me
I am feeling melancholy
Standing on a beach
when I am morose
The sand beneath my feet
Squished between my toes
Instead of doing something bad
And become a felon
It always makes me very glad
Just to eat a melon
There are many kind of melons
They all are tasty too
Pepino, galia
and of course honeydew
Winter, wax, and watermelons
Many varieties
Russian, persian, casaba
And some that grow on trees
I can cope
I can cope
I can cope
I can cope
I can cope with cantelope
For musk I state my cause
There even is a christmas melon
And one called santa claus
If you have melons call me
If you have melons call me
I won't be melancholy
If you have melons call me
Melancholy melancholy
Melons calling me
Or or those cucumbers
Melancholy as can be
If you have melons call me
If you have melons call me
I won't be melancholy
If you have melons call me
Melancholy melancholy
Yes that's me
I am feeling melancholy