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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 1:48:23 AM   
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If he shouldn't eat turkey nuts, then he can't make an appearance at the 2(7th?) annual Turkey Testicle Festival in Northern IL.  I believe this is the original TT Festival. Too bad, October (the 2nd Saturday every year) is a lovely time to visit IL.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 1:51:41 AM   
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how many votes can you deliver? my boy loves to gobble up turkey nuts like they're goin outta style, hell, we gotta have 4 or 5 ties for him out on the road, he got turkey nut gravy all over them ties...............

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 2:20:43 AM   
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Electoral votes  - 21. Popular vote - unsure.  The TT Festival is heavily attended by bikers, so he might win their vote!!

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 8:46:44 AM   
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What are we going to do about Utah?

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 8:53:44 AM   
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What are we going to do about Utah?


Absolutely nothing.  Making Utah happy costs more than it is worth.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 9:11:40 AM   
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New Mexico?  Arizona? NEvada?

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 9:15:31 AM   
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We can relax a bit for NM and AZ.  The GOP can be counted on to set themselves up for trouble there on immigration.  We stay strategically placed to capitalize on their fuck-ups, but wait until they have made the first move.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 9:20:04 AM   
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fair enough.  I guess Texas would fall into that category too.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 9:30:15 AM   
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Texas... There might be a way, but let's keep the door closed on that conversation.  How much inner city can we afford to lose elsewhere?

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 9:32:34 AM   
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hm... good question



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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 9:49:31 PM   
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This sounds almost like a radio talk show. When is the first appearance on Larry King?

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/22/2009 10:02:14 PM   
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quote:

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This sounds almost like a radio talk show.



Middle of the night, or drive-time?

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/23/2009 9:17:41 AM   
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quote:

sounds almost like a radio talk show


I'm definitely open to the idea. As long as we have good screeners, I'll be able to get our message out on a few issues.

Like my Turkey Nut Loan Bill. Enough with the financial hoaxes passing as "business" in this country. You take out a car loan or a mortgage with a local company--and next month they sell the loan to some company several states away. Turkey Nut will prevent this--unless the company is acquired, a financial institution writing a loan to a consumer will be required to carry that loan for the entire term. Lenders will be forced to lend in good faith, to actually accurately assess their risk, and to allow consumers to do business with the financial institution(s) of their choice. Fair competition.

Turkey Nut would also have prevented the securitized bundling of mortgages that contributed so greatly to damaging the credit markets. Bad loans would not be mixed with good ones. Investors would know what they were buying. Banks would be able to accurately assess their risk positions--as would regulators.

Turkey Nut will require credit card issuers to list right on the consumer's monthly statement, clearly and right next to the minimum payment, how long it will take to pay off the current balance at that monthly payment. With better information about the reality of their financial situation, consumers will at least have the opportunity to make better decisions.

Turkey Nut will also make illegal any car loan projected to put the borrower in an upside-down position. No more seven year car loans requiring payments exceeding the value of the car. Using what we know about depreciation of like models at the time, the consumer's payments must at least cover the depreciation. Dealers may get creative about financing if they wish--e.g., loans with large payments at first that diminish over time. But no more selling cars to people who can ill afford them. This will also be an incentive for automakers to provide affordable cars.

Financial markets will always entail some risk. But the Turkey Nut will stop the sleight of hand and return markets to the state of good information on all sides, as good markets require. It will also help prevent some loss of homes to foreclosure, failing of overextended banks, untraceable financial derivatives, and large losses to drivers losing an automobile on which they owe substantially more than its value.

We're ready for your calls--Toll free at 88-Turkey-Nut.

I wish you good ice cream, all.




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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/23/2009 5:50:53 PM   
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turkey nut ice cream.....


Hmmm......


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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/24/2009 7:42:39 AM   
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Maybe as a Thanksgiving special flavor....but we'll need something right before Election Day, not after.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/25/2009 3:03:04 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Texas... There might be a way, but let's keep the door closed on that conversation.  How much inner city can we afford to lose elsewhere?


And Texas....well, that state just has issues. Especially regarding politics.

Not the only one, granted.

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/25/2009 8:08:21 AM   
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Although, Texas DOES have a fairly wide potential constituency base....  

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/26/2009 7:58:24 AM   
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Nothing is certain but death and Texas.

Er...wait...can that be right?

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/26/2009 10:12:56 AM   
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*snort*

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RE: Why I cannot attain elected office - 8/27/2009 8:24:14 AM   
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No no.....no snorting until after the election.

Just ask Marion Barry.


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