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BitaTruble -> Birthday wish (2/23/2006 3:01:19 PM)
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I'm going to preface this by saying that all I really 'want' for my birthday is the new Harry Potter DVD.
Himself has granted me one 'wish.' So I asked, "Is that wish limited or unlimited?"
He said, "ANYTHING you want."
So, I said, "OK, I want you to let me shave your entire body and so I can do a full body piercing, complete with fishnets and corset."
He said, "NO!" ::I swear he spoke in capital letters!::
So I said, "Well, then, that's not ANYTHING I want." ::he 'knows' I'm a literalist!:: So I asked him to define the parameters of the wish.
Here's what he came up with and now I need to decide what I want to wish for within these given parameters, although, truthfully, I'm still leaning towards the new Harry Potter Video but egads, the possibilities. ::chuckles::
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TERMS & CONDITIONS FOR GRANTING A BIRTHDAY WISH
This document covers and explains all terms and conditions associated with the granting of a birthday wish for the birthday girl. The birthday girl, Celeste G-----, will here forth be referred to as the 'grantee.' The provider of the birthday wish, Michael G-----, will here forth be referred to as the 'grantor.' The grantee's and the grantor's initials at the bottom of this document indicate their mutual agreement to these terms and conditions on this 23rd day of February 2006.
1. The grantor will grant the grantee one wish for her birthday beginning at 3 PM on March 3rd, 2006 and running until 11:59 PM on March 7, 2006. This wish will terminate unless an extension is negotiated at 11:59 PM on the 7th of March, 2006.
2. This wish will be granted on the specified dates regardless of the geographical location of the grantee and grantor.
3. Any wish may requested as long as it falls within the following restrictions and parameters:
A. The wish may not cause the grantee and/or the grantor to suffer economic hardship. Economic hardship is defined as any situation where higher priority financial obligations cannot be met or the incurring of unreasonable financial debt.
B. The wish may not result in the drawing of or the exposing of any blood of the grantor.
C. The wish may not encompass the use of any wild, domestic or farm animals.
D. The wish may not employ the services of any branches of the US Military, its agents, any of it's government branches, nor state or city branches of municipal governments.
E. The wish, as odd, different, erotic, eccentric or deviant must still fall into the realm of reasonable execution. The wish should be able to be logistically engineered and executed by the grantor within a reasonable time period and dependent on the sole talents and resources of the grantor.
F. The wish and all events associated with it will not be exposed or discussed with any third party unless agreed upon by the grantee and grantor.
G. Recording of the wish events, either by video or still images, charcoal sketches or crayon drawings will be allowed for the private use by the grantee and grantor.
H. The wish may be canceled or changed by the grantee as long as the grantor is given reasonable advanced warning.
I. This document is subject to change through mutual agreement by the grantee and grantor. Changes, additions or omissions must be initialed by both parties.
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Grantee's Initials Grantor's Initials
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