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chiaThePet -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 8:20:52 AM)



Cause nobody laughs at their jokes?

chia* (the pet)




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 8:23:25 AM)

ya mean their penii ARENT the jokes?




chiaThePet -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 8:26:58 AM)


Think long and hard about it.

chia* (the pet)




mnottertail -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 8:27:41 AM)

My shit has been called handsome.





sirsholly -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 8:29:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

My shit has been called handsome.


gee...thats just peachy...but the topic was cocks [:)]




mnottertail -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 8:33:07 AM)

LOL,

Way to be there holly!!!!!!

Take a rimshot!!!! 




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 9:45:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


Think long and hard about it.

chia* (the pet)



well, most of them are hard, I'll grant ya..but long?  not so much




CalifChick -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 10:10:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

LOL,  Way to be there holly!!!!!!  Take a rimming!!!! 




Typo fixed, no charge.

Cali




Misstoyou -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 10:24:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: pompeii

Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work (for you)?



This is what I have in my journal:

"Goodness knows I'm a fan of male flesh, but damn! Strive for artistic rather than blatant profile pics."

I don't care about the why, actually, and certainly it's not limited to cocks. lol I've just been using the "hide" button for whatever I don't want to see. [:)]




kdsub -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 11:14:24 AM)

Doctor kd knows all

Men are visual beasts…so are women even if they deny it but we men …please ignore the picture to the left…know better.

You see when guys post their cocks… or one they claim off the net because it’s bigger… they automatically envision you ladies pretty eyes looking at it and wanting it...visual you see. When men look at nice breasts or pussies they envision their hands or lips on them and their cocks in them…visual again.

So now you understand pictures are for men...it lets us imagine an interaction with you…we really don’t care if you like it or not...it is for us not you.

Now for women… they lie!!!! If they were stuck on a deserted island without rescue for months and given the choice between a picture of Brad Pitts face and his cock…we all know what their choice would be as they busy their pretty fingers.

kd




kittinSol -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 11:17:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kdsub

If they were stuck on a deserted island without rescue for months and given the choice between a picture of Brad Pitts face and his cock…we all know what their choice would be.



I'd go for the face, because I can't imagine talking to a cock for very long.

At least, a face looks human. A disembodied cock just looks weird!




kdsub -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 11:21:03 AM)

talk talk talk... damn you women...there is the real difference between us...lol




SirLost -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 11:22:18 AM)

I had been thinking the same until I saw Dear Penis flash video :P

And good news everyone, I saw a female sub's profile that contains her photograph while she's sucking on her master's penis.




kittinSol -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 11:27:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kdsub

talk talk talk... damn you women...there is the real difference between us...lol



Tsk tsk tsk, there you are again, colporting erroneous myths about the genders.

"The strong, silent sex? It’s a myth.

A comprehensive analysis of decades of studies on gender-based loquaciousness has found that men are actually slightly more talkative than women.


The study, published in the Personality and Social Psychology Review, did find some intriguing differences: women are more talkative than men when conversing with children and college classmates, while men are more talkative than women with spouses and strangers. With strangers, women try to form a connection, while men seek to influence the listener.

(...)

But it does seem clear that verbosity is not biologically hard-wired, at least not in a way that correlates with gender. "

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2007/11/its-official-me/




kdsub -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 11:55:38 AM)

There's another difference...all the big words…I hate dragging out the dictionary.

Except for Terry…just go back and read all the posts on this site…count the words posted by guys then girls…then tell me again about that silly study.

Butch




kittinSol -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 12:03:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kdsub

There's another difference...all the big words…I hate dragging out the dictionary.
Except for Terry…just go back and read all the posts on this site…count the words posted by guys then girls…then tell me again about that silly study.



You're kidding, right? Have you seen the length of Mercnbeth's posts [sm=biggrin.gif] ?!




mnottertail -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 12:09:11 PM)

Men come in two kinds:

Feast your fuckin' eyes on this slithering monster, or do you think my penis is too small (kinda like the reverse of the girl's does this make my ass look big? answer: there is nothing that could make your ass look small, and that's why I like to fuck it...)

Notice that women's first pictures are usually mammary in nature, but they howl when you look them in the tits all the time. 

Men name their penii for the very reason that if you were stuck on a desert island, you would have somebody to talk to ('cause we sure as fuck don't want to hear it), very few of us look like Brad Pitt after all. 




MsFlutter -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 12:38:38 PM)

I suspect they believe posting a photo of their johnson will be helpful. It is, in a way. They are showing me 1) who makes most of their decisions and 2) a very good reason not to waste time on them :)




kittinSol -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 12:57:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

there is nothing that could make your ass look small, and that's why I like to fuck it...



there is nothing that could make your dick look big, and that's why I like to suck it...

[8D] 




mnottertail -> RE: Why do men post pics of their cocks in their Collarme profiles; does it work? (8/18/2009 1:09:36 PM)

That would have worked at one time.

But you never want to talk to it anymore.

It feels like an --- an ---- an---- object.  Like you are just using me for my handsome cock. You never treat it like a whole person anymore.




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