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DameDarkness -> TEXAS HOSPITALITY (2/24/2006 6:45:38 AM)
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TEXAS HOSPITALITY
Dallas: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land southbound on runway 180R."
Saudi Air: "Dallas ATC, 091101 cleared to 180R. Allah be Praised!"
Dallas: "Tower to Iran Air 091103--You are cleared to land northbound on runway 360L."
Iran Air: "Dallas ATC, 091103 cleared to 360L. May Allah Bless you."
Dallas Ground: "Ground to Palestine Air 091105--You are cleared to cross the parallel."
Palestine Air: "Ground, 091105 cleared to cross at the mid-section. Paradise awaits Allah's servants"
Dallas: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102--You are cleared to land southbound on runway 180R."
Egypt Air: "Dallas ATC, 091102 cleared to 180R. Allah is Great."
Dallas: "Tower to Syria Air 091104--You are cleared to land northbound on runway 360L."
Syria Air: "Dallas ATC, 091104 cleared to 360L. Allah is the one true God."
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Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER!!! DALLAS TOWER!!!"
Dallas: "Go ahead 091101; what's your problem?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED ALL OUR AIRCRAFT TO THE SAME RUNWAY!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas: Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"
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