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LookieNoNookie -> RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa (8/23/2009 6:17:18 AM)
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I would pay triple my ticket price if I ever hard this one (while boarding):
"This is a 3 hour flight. So far during boarding, you have spent 45 minutes of that standing in the aisles looking for books, food, a sweater, talking on your cell phone, laughing about your trip with the person 4 behind you in the aisle. Amazingly, when we land, those of you who have spent 20 minutes doing what any trained ape could do in 9 seconds will be the very first ones out of your seats, even before I hit the parking brake.
It constantly amazes me how you suddenly decide just inches from getting into your seat, after having been at the gate for almost 2 hours having had inordinate time to prepare for this flight, that you suddenly need something from the very furthest reaches within your luggage, and after having put your luggage away (finally), it suddenly occurs to you you may need another....all while the remaining 67% of the passengers are behind you, in the aisle, while you tell the person whom you're speaking with on your cell phone...."just a second....hold on....I need to set you down for a second ("Here" ... you say to a passenger you've never met before... "can you hold this for a second?")'
As to finding your seat...here's how it works on most airplanes in the world: As you walk in, on your right is 'A', then moving left is B, then in the aisle is C. D would be the next one on your left, then E, then F for your left window seat. Exceptions to this would be first class and commuter planes. First class...eliminate the 2 middle seats (B and E) and you have AC and DF....commuter planes have A, then an aisle, then DF.
Now GET IN YOUR FUCKING SEAT!!!!!!"
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