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SoulAlloy -> 'Meow' (8/26/2009 12:20:16 PM)

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."




PyrotheClown -> RE: 'Meow' (8/26/2009 12:27:46 PM)

""Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to set fire to a dead corpse that's filled with seaman.......




NightTigress -> RE: 'Meow' (8/26/2009 2:31:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown

""Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to set fire to a dead corpse that's filled with seaman.......


Not hard at all with a little lighter fluid




YoursMistress -> RE: 'Meow' (8/27/2009 12:20:04 AM)

Good grief, every necrophiliac worth his salt wears a condom.  Would you seriously take a chance with a corpse?

yours




WyldHrt -> RE: 'Meow' (8/27/2009 12:50:32 AM)

quote:

Do you have any idea how hard it is to set fire to a dead corpse that's filled with seaman.......

Well, you would have to set fire to the sailor, too.....




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