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lusciouslips19 -> NEWS ABOUT HEALTH CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/26/2009 1:45:28 PM)
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American Medical Association has weighed in on the
> President's new health care
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> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the
> President's new health care package ....
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> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
> to make any rash moves.
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> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
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> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
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> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
> 'Oh, Grow up!'
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> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
> Radiologists could see right through it.
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> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists
> thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
> "This puts a whole new Face on the matter."
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> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
> pissed off at the whole idea.
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> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
> Cardiologists didn't have the Heart to say no.
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> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
> to the Assholes in Washington.
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