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Aanakaris -> Yoga (8/26/2009 9:00:41 PM)
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The types of people who do yoga1. Potbellied guy who multiple hour tantric orgasms that he would love to tell you about.
2. Tattoos, scraggly hair, wild eyes indicating either time in Federal prison or tenure at local university.
3. Deliberately does poses wrong so sexy instructor will adjust them.
4. Preternaturally fit 30 to 50 year old usually seen riding incumbent bicycle.
5. Gorgeous, funny, sexually adventurous woman who really wants to know how you are doing and is married to tantric guy.
6. Will be damned if that Au-par is going to seduce her husband without a fight.
Just The Facts - Yoga teaches one to unify the mind and body, while separating the self from attachments such as dignity.
- Careless practice of yoga can cause painful but diffuse injuries that can only be treated by additional yoga.
- Side effects include hums, mantras and mild chanting.
Results Regardless of ones intentions going in to yoga, after some time practicing certain realizations will dawn. An understanding of your own body far beyond what's available to anyone but a mortuary technician taking liberties after the autopsy.
Assuming you gave them up sometime after kindergarten, head stands are tremendous fun. Trouble is that seven-year-olds are short and fearless, and it can take years to build up the strength and confidence to try it as an adult. Alternatively, try getting drunk and showing off!
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