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Darwin Award Nominees - 8/30/2009 6:45:42 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Darwin Award Nominee #1 this one is a special kind of stupid 

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/30/2009 6:51:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love these things.  While they all deserve at least a (dis) honorable mention, I vote for #1...lol.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/30/2009 7:52:00 PM   
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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/30/2009 7:59:16 PM   
Rule


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Status: offline 		In my opinion these people are insufficiently stupid to be awarded or nominated for a Darwin Award.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/31/2009 8:35:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Unless they remove themselves from the gene pool with their stupidity, they cannot win the Darwin. Now maybe if the first guy had his testicles run over??

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/31/2009 12:18:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Unfortunately, Due to the fact that all these people aparently, along with their defective gonads, survived these stunts, They do not qualify for a Darwin Award.  But, due to their obvious stupidity, I hope they keep trying.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/31/2009 6:16:23 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Here's another last minute Nominee that I just found.

....and just remember that all these people are among us in the general population.....

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 8/31/2009 7:51:32 PM   
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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/1/2009 12:11:28 AM   
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The face slapping one.. to me it looked like the second guy actually fisted up just as he laid into the first guy, then let his hand relax again....


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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/1/2009 1:16:25 AM   
Rule


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Status: offline 		I have looked up the Darwin Award requirements. None of the people nominated in this thread meet them.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/1/2009 2:35:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

(love the new pic, Tim:) )

The face slapping one.. to me it looked like the second guy actually fisted up just as he laid into the first guy, then let his hand relax again....



That's what I thought also Greedy!

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/1/2009 4:19:52 AM   
mefisto69


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Status: offline 		i think the woman that jack hammered her pussy on the front lawn will be a contender this year.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/1/2009 12:13:26 PM   
PyrotheClown


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Status: offline 		it seems like the gene pool is filled with poop

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/1/2009 12:25:15 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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ORIGINAL: mefisto69

i think the woman that jack hammered her pussy on the front lawn will be a contender this year.


Ok, I think I slept through that one.. love to see a link though..

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/2/2009 7:40:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		This guy isn't a Darwin Award Nominee but he will be if he keep this shit up.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/2/2009 2:44:35 PM   
shadowowl


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^_^  some of these are hard to believe lol.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/2/2009 8:58:19 PM   
NightTigress


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

This guy isn't a Darwin Award Nominee but he will be if he keep this shit up.

How is that even possible?

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/2/2009 9:18:56 PM   
Marc2b


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How is that even possible?


I've been trying to figure that one out myself. It could be a trick... or he could just be an overly clever idiot.

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RE: Darwin Award Nominees - 9/2/2009 9:22:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: shadowowl

http://darwinawards.com/

^_^  some of these are hard to believe lol.



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