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The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 12:57:36 AM   
DemonKia


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This is a game where you say why you have the person posting above you chained to your wall.
* Extra points for being funny, unusual, or weird, but flirting, time-wasting, & other stuff is great, too . . . . .

I 'stole' this game from a group on FL, it looked like fun.

I'll start with the first post.





I'm chained to my own wall cuz auto-erotic suspension bondage sounded like a good idea, lol . . . . .

Ummmmmmm, could you get me the key?

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 1:01:05 AM   
Aylee


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I believe that everyone should watch the Lethal Weapon movies back to back to back to back with no interuptions or distractions! 


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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 1:13:58 AM   
Grofast


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Status: offline 		the person above me is chained to my wall for target practice with paintball gun so that i can adjust laser pointer

< Message edited by Grofast -- 9/8/2009 1:16:48 AM >

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 1:27:33 AM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		the person above me is chained to my wall because i need new artwork on my wall. and the goatee may help me to... uh.... sleep. i likes goatees

shoot, i won't be able to share him. i'm pretty sure work (though i desperately need wall art) wouldn't appreciate a naked man chained to my wall.

oh. i forgot to mention the naked bit? so sorry

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 1:36:18 AM   
mauve


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Status: offline 		The person above me is chained to my wall because my wall is boring and I want some living art on it + makes it easier to paint on you if your not squirming around like the worm that you are! Did I say you could speak *whack!*
Maybe I could get into that role. haha!

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 3:07:30 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		The person above me is chained to my wall because Home Depot had a big sale on metal chains this weekend, and I can't resist a bargain.  Might as well use the chains while I got them, right?

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 3:09:43 AM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		the person above me is chained to my wall until he agrees to post an avatar pic that does not include his toilet.

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MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 3:12:13 AM   
LadySweetOrSour


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Status: offline 		The person above me is chained to the wall to stop her killing herself tripping over the cat, dropping the dishes and decapitating herself with a left over cucumber slice.

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 3:15:28 AM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		*who told you about the cucumber???*

The person above me is chained to my wall because i like her tits.


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PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 4:35:53 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		The person above me is chained to my wall because A. I like her tits B. Because I don't want her to trip and fall over those nice tits and C. I want to show her some really fun uses for a cucumber.

~Lashra

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 6:02:42 AM   
MadameHcalls


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THE WORLD MUST BE SAVED!
 
Run, all of you, before she crushes Tokyo under her...say, those are great shoes!
 
She keeps saying, "You think mere chains can hold me, mortal?" and I, personally, am offended by that "mortal" crack.




...aka MadameMarque

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 7:37:55 AM   
stella41b


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Status: offline 		This person is chained to my wall so that the wall doesn't collapse, and nor will it dare collapse while she's chained to it.

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/8/2009 7:49:11 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		The person above me is chained to my wall because... I am going to force her to write an award winning play about me, staring me - or else I'll go Annie Wilkes on her.



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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 7:50:07 AM   
MsFlutter


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Status: offline 		The person above me is now chained to the wall in the common area for killing the thread ;)

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 7:57:44 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		The person above me is now chained to my wall because I felt extremely daring!

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Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
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Let me into your soul
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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 9:59:48 AM   
sirsholly


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From: Quietville
Status: offline 		the person above me is chained to my wall cause he is fuzzy and cute

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PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 10:02:30 AM   
VirginPotty


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Status: offline 		The person above me is chained to my wall cause she's built like a shelf..............FLAT!

**Eta, now time to store some books on her**

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 9/9/2009 10:03:07 AM >

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 11:50:36 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		The Person Above me is Chained to my wall

So that she can't have second thoughts about being Molested while in Utah Next Summer.  That and maybe then there will be some Nekky Bewbage of the Virgin.

Oh and she won't be a Virgin Potty after her visit.

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Steel

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 12:00:01 PM   
DemonKia


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Status: offline 		TPAM is chained to the wall cuz, well, who can resist chaining Steel to the wall . . . . .

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RE: The Person Above Me Is Chained To My Wall Because...? - 9/9/2009 1:16:36 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		TBAM is chained to the wall simply because I always wanted to capture a Demon named Kia  

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Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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