AnimusRex
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Joined: 5/13/2006 Status: offline
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Dear OP- I understand the difficulty in getting filthy whore bitches...er, women to respond to a man's approach. So I thought I would assist with a suggestion of opening lines which may prove valuable. And so, here are the Top Ten Best Opening Lines, evah! 10. You know, if you look carefully at the wrinkles in my scrotum, you will see the face of Jesus; 9. Hi, nice profile! Whats the biggest object you have ever had in your rectum? 8. Hello, I would like you to text me; but not before 3:00 bcos thats when 6th period ends; 7. Hi- sorry for the first messge being so garbled; my meds hadn't kicked in yet. 6. Hey, you seem nice- can we meet somewhere? Just not within 500 feet of a school or playground, you know, cuz of that "court order" stuff. 5. Hi! I am a sweetnatured guy but I know you won't answer me b/c you are just like all the other lying fucking whore bitches here who need to have their face shoved into a spinning table saw and hacked apart with a FUCKING CHAINSAW. But if you aren't, write me pleeze? 4. Hello- you seem sweet- I am sensitive, and like long walks on the beach, sunsets and puppy dogs. Specifically puppy dogs with large puffy vaginal openings. 3. Wow, your profile is very nice. you remind me of my mother. Do you also enjoy administering icewater enemas? 2. Yo bitch! Git bizzy, cuz this cock ain't gonna suck itself y'know! 1. True romantic, seeking same for toilet service and violent anal rape. Feel free to use these as you wish.
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