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Rhodes85 -> a man finds a magic lamp... (9/16/2009 7:55:11 PM)

So, a man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie appears. The genie tells the man that for freeing him he will be granted three wishes. But there is a catch: Everything he wishes for his wife will get two of. So the man thinks for a minute and says 'I wish for a huge house in malibu' the genie snaps his fingers and says 'done. and the wife gets two' then the man wishes for a brand new sports car. Done, the wife gets two. As he is considering his last wish another man happens by and suggests 'why don't you wish for a huge penis' to which the man replies 'no, she already gets two of those a day...thats why we divorced' So on remembering this the man wishes the genie to beat him half to death [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: a man finds a magic lamp... (9/18/2009 3:14:59 AM)

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blackpearl81 -> RE: a man finds a magic lamp... (9/18/2009 3:45:09 AM)

A guy is walking along the beach, and finds a lamp in the sand. Bending over to pick it up, he rubs it. Out of the smoke, a leatherclad female genie pops out, and tells the guy: "Thank you for releasing me from my prison. Because of your kind generosity, I will grant you one wish, but, please choose wisely".

The guy, after thinking it over, decides on his wish. Rubbing his hands together, he tells the genie: "I want my pecker to touch the ground"

The genie, with a swift and decisive movement, cuts his legs off at the knees.

XD



TwistedHeart74 -> RE: a man finds a magic lamp... (9/18/2009 8:34:46 AM)

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA!!!! *snort....giggle...* Needed that this morning!



xoxkittenxox -> RE: a man finds a magic lamp... (9/18/2009 8:40:36 AM)

Genies are tricky!



TwistedHeart74 -> RE: a man finds a magic lamp... (9/18/2009 8:45:10 AM)

*sings* Be careful what you wish for little mouth..oh be careful what you wish for little mouth...hehe



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