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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/20/2009 9:12:04 PM

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which pairs well with some fava beans and a nice chianti fbbbbfbfbbffbbfbbbt! ;)

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/20/2009 9:30:16 PM

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Okies, I likes this one. He can stay

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/20/2009 9:45:29 PM

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Of course there is always those of us who are "get the cops called on you" type of kind. We're the best ones. We have s'mores!

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/20/2009 9:47:33 PM

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-have- or -participate in- :) ? ....either way you always end up a little sticky....

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 3:26:45 AM

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ok it's official, you get the stamp of approval from me BB

Welcome aboard, enjoy your time here

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 8:13:43 AM

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and likewise little sis, you guys have been awesome....now if i could find a suitable sub....

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 11:36:12 AM

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quote:

ok it's official, you get the stamp of approval from me BB

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ORIGINAL: BlackBacchus

and likewise little sis,

*snort*...hey Wanders...he perved your profile and saw that teensy weensy number you call a height *snicker*

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 11:42:34 AM

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There were no breakouts, holly.

Sorry for being late folks. Thanks holly for keeping Stevie in line

Stevie, just to clarify to you...just because you nicked keys and managed to get illegal duplicates of keys...does not mean there were no breakouts, right?

Using keys you were not supposed to have and leaving that way previous places, pretty much means breakout

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 11:47:21 AM

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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!oh Steeeeeeevie.....i WANT you!!!!

And I want a tape of it

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 11:59:02 AM

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Welcome BB. Holly, I'm not growing a beard for your hubby. Steven, "Love = Barbed Wire" is a most excellent sentiment from you. To all, there is not one sane person around who read this entire thread all the way through -- I'm just saying.

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 12:03:50 PM

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You are wrong

I did and I am still searching that fucking word

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s'mores

in my dictionary...

Somehow...I am not very fluent so far in LadyP's Language

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 12:03:57 PM

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there is not one sane person around who read this entire thread all the way through -

TRANSLATION: MusicalBoredom read every bloomin' word.

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 12:16:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

You are wrong

I did and I am still searching that fucking word
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s'mores
in my dictionary...
Somehow...I am not very fluent so far in LadyP's Language

ooo...allow me: you sit around a campfire getting tanked, then some genius pulls out a bag of marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers.

You get a knife and whittle twigs into sharp points, cutting yourselves several times in the process (it is ok, though, as you are too drunk to notice). You stick the marshmallow onto the end of the twig and hold it over fire...getting it nice and toasty. Some jackass will leave his marshmallow in the flames too long and it will melt and fall off. He will then whine. Give him another drink and polietly request he shut the f**k up.

Take a graham cracker and put a graham cracker sized piece of chocolate on top. Put the toasted marshmallow on top of the chocolate and cover with another graham cracker. Use the twig to clobber the sumbitch who is still whining about his fucking marshmallow.

Take the first bite. The blazing hot marshmallow will now cause a first degree burn to your lower lip. That whining marshmallowless motherfucker is laughing his ass off in the background. Ignore him. Grab the nearest bottle of hootch and drink.

Oh...i do love s'mores.

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 12:19:37 PM

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Somehow I have the impression smart Holly is fooling me around right now

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 12:25:08 PM

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Actually not...the recipe is still the same. Toast the marshmallow and place it between two graham crackers along with a piece of chocolate.

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/21/2009 12:35:36 PM

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time to pencil down to meet Holly

I wanna see her doing that (and I will count all her cuts for the folks on here

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Thanks Holly for your explanation...even when I don't know if that is what LP meant...but I stay open minded

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/22/2009 12:49:40 AM

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quote:

ooo...allow me: you sit around a campfire getting tanked, then some genius pulls out a bag of marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers.

You get a knife and whittle twigs into sharp points, cutting yourselves several times in the process (it is ok, though, as you are too drunk to notice). You stick the marshmallow onto the end of the twig and hold it over fire...getting it nice and toasty. Some jackass will leave his marshmallow in the flames too long and it will melt and fall off. He will then whine. Give him another drink and polietly request he shut the f**k up.

Take a graham cracker and put a graham cracker sized piece of chocolate on top. Put the toasted marshmallow on top of the chocolate and cover with another graham cracker. Use the twig to clobber the sumbitch who is still whining about his fucking marshmallow.

Take the first bite. The blazing hot marshmallow will now cause a first degree burn to your lower lip. That whining marshmallowless motherfucker is laughing his ass off in the background. Ignore him. Grab the nearest bottle of hootch and drink.

Oh...i do love s'mores.

OK Holly, fess up! Where the HELL did you hide the cameras at Mercnbeth's last weekend!!!????

@Phoenix- No, she really isn't kidding!

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/22/2009 12:55:54 AM

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thanks for your reassurance, Wyldhrt

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/22/2009 1:01:29 AM

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I can provide photos of 2 well known CM D-types toasting marshmallows, if necessary, Phoenix!

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RE: As i look around this site i see - 9/22/2009 2:02:30 AM

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Pheonix, that really is what a s'more is made of. Two graham crackers, a roasted marshmellow, and a piece of chocolate. Holly's version was pretty funny, but there were a few exceptions.

No knife play was involved with any innocent sticks. All knives, scaples, etc were only used on willing, consenting participants. That and some of the other activities were messier than the s'mores.

To My knowledge, no one was whacked with a stick.

Floggers....... yes.

Dragontails...... yes.

Paddles....... yes.

(I could keep going with this, but you get the point.)

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