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I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 1:56:00 PM

yourMissTress

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I NEED TO GET MY MIND OFF OF ABUSE!!!!!!!!!

'K. Now that I got that out of my system. I've been thinking about abuse in a bad way all freaking afternoon. Let's have some FUN!!!!!

I think that Goddess in Her infinite wisdom has at least one design flaw in Her wonderful male creatures.

I think that there should be a mouth complete with lips and tongue 1-1/2 inches above the cock.

Your ideas ladies?

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 1:58:46 PM

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*laughs so hard she can't even comment*

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 2:37:52 PM

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Oh Miss Tress -

Thank you for your wisdom. I have often considered the design flaw..but never really understood what was needed. This gets my vote for the best post EVER!!!

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 3:46:27 PM

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For purposes that make the story go smoothly, I will delve into biblical mythology ;)

So one day God is walking through the garden of Eden when he spies Adam and Eve, his creations. As he sideled on up to them in that casual way that only God can ... the prostrated themselves before him with cries of "we're not worthy!"

"Oh, get up, my children," said God. "I have a couple of things left over from creating the universe, and it is lucky I ran into you! I wanted to know if you wanted them"

They straightened up into a knelling position and smiled and said "really? What?"

With that God produced a glowing orb of energy and said "The first I have is the ability to pee while standing up and ..."

"OOOO PICK ME!" said Adam jumping up like an impatient school boy. "God, that would be da bomb! I could mark my territory, save so much time by peeing while I was plowing, peeing on the run. Heck, I could even write my name in the snow just as soon as I invent writing!"

God presented the orb which melded into Adam's body and off he ran; peeing, laughing, and running with the full joy of a new gift. God looked on with a pleased nurturing look upon his face as his creation went about so pleased with himself. He was almost proud. Then he heard a small 'ahem'. Turning, he regarded Eve.

"Well?" her eyes seemed to say to him.

"Oh, ... um ... here you go." He said presenting her with another orb of energy whcih melded into her ... "Multiple orgasms."

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 3:48:38 PM

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"Multiple orgasms."

Heehee
nice

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 4:40:19 PM

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I think that there should be a mouth complete with lips and tongue 1-1/2 inches above the cock.

With or without teeth? remembering that if you remove dentures, the tongue is roughly one third longer

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 5:08:24 PM

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reguardlewes og teeth or not that is a wonderfull idea... as a cofirmed orally fixated male. sign me up...Rp

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 5:10:58 PM

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Sorry forgot to log out.. that was me not her...lol...

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 5:34:06 PM

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With or without teeth? remembering that if you remove dentures, the tongue is roughly one third longer

How interesting, I had no idea. Even with a full set of choppers, I can lick my neck.

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 7:22:43 PM

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With or without teeth? remembering that if you remove dentures, the tongue is roughly one third longer

Call me greedy, but i opt for without then.

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 10:30:52 PM

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I think that Goddess in Her infinite wisdom has at least one design flaw in Her wonderful male creatures.

I think that there should be a mouth complete with lips and tongue 1-1/2 inches above the cock.

Civilization would die. Men would never have a reason to ever leave their homes. They could sit inside, drink beer, get food delivered, watch TV and pleasure themselves. We would be happy.

The Creator had His reasons.

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/1/2006 10:43:42 PM

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Civilization would die. Men would never have a reason to ever leave their homes. They could sit inside, drink beer, get food delivered, watch TV and pleasure themselves. We would be happy.

The Creator had His reasons

Hmm, you think so Gauge? well, thanks for reminding me of that.

*goes back to the blue print and makes a note. The mouth can only open to the size of a clit, and nothing longer or wider than 2cm can enter it.*

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RE: I'm petitioning the maker of men with some changes.... - 3/2/2006 6:16:53 PM

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