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Zenonis -> BLONDE COOK'S DIARY (3/1/2006 2:30:53 PM)

BLONDE COOK'S DIARY

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home
for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say
it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much
to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am
eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I
can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him
with Chocolate Moose




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