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HatesParisHilton -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:01:13 AM)

"Did you know that Obama is African and that he wants to eat American children? "

well, I'm an ex Catholic so I drank living blood. Along with president JFK.  So since Obama merely wants to munch a munchkin, I'm better than a president in the cannibalism department.

but he's a man of the people.  I'm sure he'll catch up.




mnottertail -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:02:39 AM)

Do you have Irish blood in you then, or non-catholic blood, or how does that work out? I am not catholic, so I am curious.

Ron




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:07:33 AM)

Oh, I have BETTER than just Irish Blood in me, pal.

I got Cairraigh blood in me.

I got the Haunted Stuff.

That's like overproof dark rum, like fucking MOONSHINE.





mnottertail -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:08:46 AM)

Oh, Jesus!!!!! Obamarobots all over the place!!!!!

http://www.collarchat.com/m_1904907/mpage_2396/key_/tm.htm#2826232




mnottertail -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:10:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

Oh, I have BETTER than just Irish Blood in me, pal.

I got Cairraigh blood in me.

I got the Haunted Stuff.

That's like overproof dark rum, like fucking MOONSHINE.




I mean in terms of catholic blood drinking, isn't there a saying about 'You are what you eat?'

Garlic!!! Unclean!!!!
Count Dracul




kittinSol -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:10:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

but he's a man of the people. 



No, no, you got that wrong - he's a man of the liberal media elite. He's got the evil Jews of Hollywood backing him up, but in reality true red-blooded Americans don't want him for Prez. Hell, he's not even American!




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:21:37 AM)

"I mean in terms of catholic blood drinking, isn't there a saying about 'You are what you eat?' "

yes, I don't like Kosher food, so that's when I quit the Cathedral.  Jesus blood is basically Manichevitz.  Tastier though.  More hearty.

get it? hearty?

"No, no, you got that wrong - he's a man of the liberal media elite. He's got the evil Jews of Hollywood backing him up, but in reality true red-blooded Americans don't want him for Prez. Hell, he's not even American! "
 
In other words he's literate and a snappy dresser.

with some offshore cultural cache.

Kinda like Ben Franklin.

anybody got a key and a kite?  I see stormclouds and there are a bunch of NeoCons here who seem board.





kittinSol -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:27:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

I see stormclouds and there are a bunch of NeoCons here who seem board.



They're thinking up the next conspiracy. That's the nice thing with these nutters: we can always count on them entertaining us [X(] .




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:34:21 AM)

ohhhh, yesssssssss...

sooo tasty.

should wehelp them out a bit?

should I mention my great great grandfather being Jewish now, or should we save that to give them later, like the gummy bears for the four year olds when they get bored during the talky-parts of the movie in the cinema?




kittinSol -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:36:27 AM)

I have a better idea. Just say these two words: "Sarah. Palin." [8D] 




mnottertail -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:38:56 AM)

Run, Forrest, Run!!!!!!!!!!!

JANIE




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 8:44:23 AM)

Maybe it's ex-catholic guilt, but somehow I don't wanna invoke the name of Bimbonicus Horrifica Alaska.  After Tina Fey lost the awards it makes me feel bad.




kittinSol -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:29:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton
After Tina Fey lost the awards it makes me feel bad.


"Feel bad"? Are you a bleedin heart libewal? Are you a crypto pinko? Are you a shoshialisht?!!! Gad, they're everywhere!

No wonder this country's going to the dogs.




mnottertail -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:30:54 AM)

Perhaps Tina Fey wasn't properly vetted.

HipShooter




kittinSol -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:34:01 AM)

It's the communist branch of the GOP that's responsible for Sarah's failure - they muzzled her. They stopped her from being her good ole twue American self. If she'd been left alone, she would have destroyed Obama, that usurpator, that Kenyan socialist. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:39:57 AM)

these past couple of pages have had me laughing my ass off... thanks guys!




kittinSol -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:46:32 AM)

Only a socialist would think this was a funny matter! Are you a socialist [sm=mad.gif] ?!!!




mnottertail -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:47:33 AM)

facist, or outright communist more likely




mick3y0 -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 9:55:53 AM)

Going to the dogs is just what the cannibalistic conservatives want right?
Don't tread on Me and my right to be a fat uneducated selfish drain on the system. Don't tax me for services I use. OH and don't ever try to help anyone 'cause Jesus was a Republican and said help yourself...

The bleeding heart liberal bullshit is a travesty of an insult to those who use it more than anyone they want to paint as caring. To think individuals believe we're to not help those who are weaker than one's self is a joke knowing at one point or another someone's done something for them. And to think half of those who call themselves conservatives are followers of the original bleeding heart liberal in JC is even more of a joke....







GreedyTop -> RE: Anti-Obama Group Rolls Out New Birther Informercial In 7 States (9/29/2009 10:16:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Only a socialist would think this was a funny matter! Are you a socialist [sm=mad.gif] ?!!!


I dunno.. does being a socialist mean I think you're HAWT?




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