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oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:37:00 PM   
herbitchbottom


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seriously, i am here to eat pussy, suck each toe to completion and kiss ass, with nothing expected in return!
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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:42:13 PM   
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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:47:05 PM   
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Wow...you're gonna have women just beating a path to your door with a line like that.....not!

I have 3 pussy cats you can try that with although I have a feeling you'll get the same reaction.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:48:04 PM   
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Welcome to CM!  

Interesting pic. Does anyone else notice the vague similarity between the headboard shape and the OP?

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:49:23 PM   
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Welcome to CM!  

Interesting pic. Does anyone else notice the vague similarity between the headboard shape and the OP?
well dayyyyy-um!!!!!


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:49:30 PM   
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FINALLY!  A man to give oral and want nothing!  I've been waiting for a man like you.  Put my name on the list!

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:53:49 PM   
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quote:

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Welcome to CM!  

Interesting pic. Does anyone else notice the vague similarity between the headboard shape and the OP?


Damn! You just had to say that! Of course I couldn't see it and had to magnify, magnify! Da... da..dada.. da...



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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 3:56:11 PM   
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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:02:13 PM   
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And what if the women here don't want oral sex or toe suckings. Guess you're simply out of luck lol.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:06:15 PM   
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Are you sure it's free oral?  I know alot of you subs on here say it is, but then it turns out your a PRO and just looking for money!  When it sounds TOO good to be true, it usually is!

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:07:38 PM   
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And what if the women here don't want oral sex or toe suckings. Guess you're simply out of luck lol.


.....and what do you think the chances of that are???


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:13:53 PM   
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No comment...

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:16:03 PM   
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I'm kinda like you are, OP, I am a 68er, blow me, I'll owe ya one.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:18:52 PM   
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Probably pretty slim, enough that the likers would make up for the dislikers and keep him pretty busy, if people were to actually take him up on his offer.

however I am one of those women who have absolutely no use for oral sex, and to the toe suckers out wouldn't get the chance to come near my toes with the intent to suck them, since I think that's gross.


So, if he wanted to please me he'd have to find other stuff to offer, and it's not going to be sexual pleasure I am after, so he'd probably and in all honesty have no interest in doing something non sexual for someone.
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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

And what if the women here don't want oral sex or toe suckings. Guess you're simply out of luck lol.


.....and what do you think the chances of that are???


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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:19:01 PM   
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That's nice and everything, but can you please get the laundry done first?  Thanks.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:21:31 PM   
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"Suck to to completion" OP ?..... Wow thats some sucking power. Not only that but ya got to do another nine to make Her truly happy.

Lockit....... Okay I`m game

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 4:22:20 PM   
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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 5:15:46 PM   
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Dammit, like an idiot I've been trying to get relationships with women instead of blatant come-ons.  Thanks for showing me the error of my ways, OP.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 5:17:41 PM   
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If your ass looked like a Duncan Phyfe headboard, you would be bedding pussy like the cat in the hat.

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RE: oral service no recip - 10/9/2009 5:19:12 PM   
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quote:

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Dammit, like an idiot I've been trying to get relationships with women instead of blatant come-ons.  Thanks for showing me the error of my ways, OP.
Hey Stevie...wanna suck my toes?


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