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LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 10:14:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Now all you need is some Gorilla Glue, a watermelon, and at least one goat and you are all set! [:D] Can all this be done for under $116.84?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 10:35:29 AM)
Maybe, if you just BORROW the goat...[8D]

mnottertail -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 10:37:32 AM)
gorilla glue, 8 bucks watermelon, 3.98 goat, 24 dollars the perpetual orgasm? priceless. VisaMastercard, it's fucking you in every hole you want it to be.

sirsholly -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:04:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney Thank you...you guys are so sweet....but your prayers better be with him for when he returns...the boy's gonna need some paramedics when I see him...and that's just in the airport terminal...lol a thanks to you both for his service[:)]

sirsholly -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:06:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Okay....I've stopped being horny.....I'm testing Armor All now....I look rather remarkably shiny i thought CD was the only one with a shiny head....[sm=dunno.gif]

purepleasure -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:10:35 AM)
[sm=whisper.gif] pssst...holly, it's a different kind of head, but shiny nonetheless.

VirginPotty -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:11:14 AM)
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sirsholly -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:13:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure [sm=whisper.gif] pssst...holly, it's a different kind of head, but shiny nonetheless. oh

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:15:51 AM)
nm. [;)]

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:30:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Maybe, if you just BORROW the goat...[8D] That's what I was thinking too! That's just great! We are plotting evil here.....

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:38:21 AM)
He LIVES in a rural area... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kalista07 -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:44:08 AM)
i have the solution for this problem.................... Do you have any beehives? Kalithehelpful.

Dnomyar -> RE: I'm really ####### horny. (10/13/2009 11:46:31 AM)
Mmmm I live in a rural area. The op is a amature when it comes to being horny.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really ####### horny. (10/13/2009 11:47:55 AM)
Well you need to get out more, Ray-Ray!

Dnomyar -> RE: I'm really ####### horny. (10/13/2009 11:49:53 AM)
If I get out where will I need to go????

purepleasure -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 11:51:37 AM)
When I first read the title to this thread, I thought Lookie got lucky at Disney World. Then I remembered that Disney doesn't have a dwarf named Horny, but the ahem adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs does, but couldn't remember a gay scene in it.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 5:29:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Maybe, if you just BORROW the goat...[8D] Surely, in this day and age....there are goat borrowing resources.

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 5:34:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Now remember, you're not supposed to make his willy catch fire when he gets back. Unless he has calluses. hey, he knew the risks when he married me....it's on him to fire proof...lol

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 5:37:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Now all you need is some Gorilla Glue, a watermelon, and at least one goat and you are all set! [:D] Can all this be done for under $116.84? oooook, I'm gonna need some pics....lol

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/13/2009 5:38:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney Thank you...you guys are so sweet....but your prayers better be with him for when he returns...the boy's gonna need some paramedics when I see him...and that's just in the airport terminal...lol a thanks to you both for his service[:)] He's doing all the heavy lifting...but I will give him your regards...and I plan to thank him enough for the whole country....LOL ok, I'll stop...lol

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