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The Magician and the Parrot - 10/14/2009 10:00:00 PM   
mydestiny2043


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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.  The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem:  The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.  Once he  understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank.  The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.  This went on  for a day and another and another.
After a week the parrot said:  "OK, I give up.  Where's the boat?"



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RE: The Magician and the Parrot - 10/14/2009 10:02:50 PM   
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that is just too much sweet lady

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