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Father of the Year... - 10/15/2009 8:19:33 PM   
DarkSteven


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Not quite.

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RE: Father of the Year... - 10/15/2009 8:55:33 PM   
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LMFAO. 

Child...Daddy, where were you when I was born?

Daddy...In jail for being stupid. 

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RE: Father of the Year... - 10/15/2009 9:21:47 PM   
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More like "Daddy, tell me again why you and Mommy don't live together."

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RE: Father of the Year... - 10/16/2009 3:22:19 AM   
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OMG, what an ass

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RE: Father of the Year... - 10/16/2009 3:57:18 AM   
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RE: Father of the Year... - 10/16/2009 4:12:03 AM   
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"Daddy,  why don't I have any brothers or sisters?"

"Because I'm on my second strike, honey."

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