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Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 4:24:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
 pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy
 some cyanide.'

 The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

 The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

 The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't
 give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose
 my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
 happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

 The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
 bed with the pharmacist's wife.

 The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
 different.. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.


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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 5:10:24 AM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 10:46:11 AM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 12:01:27 PM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 12:03:15 PM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 4:25:33 PM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 9:25:09 PM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 9:28:11 PM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/16/2009 9:40:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyChallene

I just might make the same decision.... might.


Me too.. were it not for the fact that death is too easy of an 'out', and the probability that revenge would be better had by things like, say, chaining them in separate dirt-floor basements, in the dark, having the shit kicked out of them daily, and being made to consume bowls of water and day-old Alpo only, whilst listening to tape recordings of the other person's pathetic begging and confessions got under torture, perhaps. Just sayin'..

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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/17/2009 4:35:09 AM   
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RE: Divorce vs Murder - 10/17/2009 4:14:09 PM   
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