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You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/22/2009 9:03:30 PM

MMagic

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Ok first...these are meant to be funny, not serious, kind of along the lines of You Know you're a Red Neck when....

So, being the subby gamer that I am, am playing Bejewled on Facebook..but I have lofty ambitions because they are giving away a laptop to the team with the most points so I'm playing and playing and playing. Anyway, there is a voice that tells you when you're doing well. Now..how come I got all warm and fuzzy when the big booming voice said goood? You know you're too submissive when you're dommed by your video game!

Besos!! :)

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/22/2009 9:58:29 PM

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You know you are too submissive when you are reading advertisements and realize you are contemplating responding to all the orders to "Call this number right now".

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 2:58:04 AM

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you know you're submissive when He bellows "Holllly...where's my clean underwear?" and you do NOT roll your eyes and tell Him you sold it on E-Bay.

Instead, you go to the same drawer it has been in for years and hand it to him with a smile.

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:00:10 AM

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....your boss gives you an order and you answer "Yes Master (Mistress)"

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:02:31 AM

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You know you're to submissive when, every time you see the little "submit" button on websites, you kneel in front of your desk instead of clicking it.

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:09:04 AM

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*narrrows eyes" You been peeking in my window again BK?

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:11:51 AM

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Nah, I'm too lazy for that right now. Plus, the police hit me way too hard with their sticks last time and told me to stop it.

Uh, I mean, I'd NEVER do something like that!

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:14:11 AM

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you're conversing with someone on the phone and you ask teasingly if they'll do something for you. the other party pauses and says uhh, and you respond by correcting your speech and rephrasing the comment.

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:14:30 AM

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Don't make me get another restraining order BK.....

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 3:18:52 AM

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You see the words "Master List" and think it's a listing of Masters

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 7:29:43 AM

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...you actually let go of the Eggo!

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 7:43:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Don't make me get another restraining order BK.....

Now zephyr....just send him my way!

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 12:29:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Don't make me get another restraining order BK.....

Now zephyr....just send him my way!

Okies Bear, those restraining orders are a pain to get anyway

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 2:55:04 PM

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You know you are entirely too submissive when the "don't walk" sign flashes you find yourself hopping across the street.

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 4:14:14 PM

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... You give daily personal-life updates in the "What is your cat doing?" thread for months, then finally start to wonder if maybe they meant your master's _other_ pet.

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 4:18:59 PM

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ROFLMAO!! Oh god these are funny!

Ok you know you're too submissive when you get jealous of your dogs pretty new collar.

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RE: You Know You're too Submissive When... - 10/23/2009 5:36:34 PM

zephyroftheNorth

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MMagic

ROFLMAO!! Oh god these are funny!

Ok you know you're too submissive when you get jealous of your dogs pretty new collar.

......or steal it....

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