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Missing Newfie Wife - 10/25/2009 9:03:27 PM

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MISSING NEWFIE WIFE

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in Conception Bay, Nfld., a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

"We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.

"Tell me! Did you find her?"

The Mounties looked at each other; one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

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RE: Missing Newfie Wife - 10/25/2009 9:25:48 PM

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ROFLMAO!!!

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RE: Missing Newfie Wife - 10/25/2009 9:40:24 PM

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Sweeeeeeet! Thank you for sharing.

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RE: Missing Newfie Wife - 10/25/2009 10:43:58 PM

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That was pretty good LMBO.

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RE: Missing Newfie Wife - 10/26/2009 8:03:03 AM

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So, where are the crabs and lobster?!?

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RE: Missing Newfie Wife - 10/26/2009 5:59:00 PM

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I haven't heard a real Newfie joke in years!

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