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Eve's Side of The Story‏ - 10/29/2009 2:36:59 PM

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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

  "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

  "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

  It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."

  And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

  "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right... I will fix it up right away."

  And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of  Eden .

  "Well, Eve, how is My favourite creation?"

  "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone..."

   God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
  useless Tit?"

  Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

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RE: Eve's Side of The Story‏ - 10/29/2009 2:53:28 PM

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Hahaha! Awesome! Here's another one along those lines.

God came to visit Adam & Eve one day. He explained that he had finished creating the rest of the universe, and had a couple of abilities left over. One for each of them. "The first" He said, "is the ability to pee while standing up." Adam got very excited about this and begged God to give it to him. He explained that it just seems like something a man should be able to do. He said that it was necessary to make man superior to woman. God looked at Eve, who signaled that she didn't mind Adam getting the new ability. So, he got it. Then God looked at Eve and said, "Well, all I have left is the ability to have multiple orgasms."

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RE: Eve's Side of The Story‏ - 10/30/2009 12:11:30 AM

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those are great!

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RE: Eve's Side of The Story‏ - 10/30/2009 2:27:53 AM

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Both gave me a much needed laugh. Thankies!

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RE: Eve's Side of The Story‏ - 10/30/2009 2:42:53 AM

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RE: Eve's Side of The Story‏ - 10/30/2009 4:00:30 PM

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