RubberWitch
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A chap walks into a pub in Llandudno, on the Welsh coast, and orders a white wine. All the locals sitting around the place look up, expecting to see some pitiful London pansy.
The bartender says, "You're not from around here, are you?"
The chap says, "No, I'm from Manchester."
The bartender says, "and what do you do up in Manchester?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the name of llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a taxidermist? Do you mean you're a taxi driver?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Please, do not email this joke to anyone. Read it to them. This is to balance the cultural divide
J
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