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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 3:13:44 PM

rikigrl

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i'm Irish and i liked it, maybe Term is Greek and was insulted at the thought of using a condom lol.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 3:28:13 PM

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Nah you meant back bacon LOL

That's back bacon, eh...

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Yeah... now take off, ya hoser.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:27:29 PM

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Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman walk into a bar.....
The barman says.... " Is this a joke ? "

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:32:06 PM

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought Â£250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent Â£17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:34:23 PM

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Nah you meant back bacon LOL

That's back bacon, eh...

Bob and Doug MacKenzie

Yeah... now take off, ya hoser.

*snickers* I was wondering if anyone would get the reference. I love their "12 Days of Christmas"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nux7n9ur_X8

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:34:34 PM

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i'm Irish and i liked it, maybe Term is Greek and was insulted at the thought of using a condom lol.

Lol.. I'm Irish too and I liked it as well.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:35:05 PM

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 4:37:25 PM

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A baby seal walks into a club...

I'm not sure what you'd call that but I'm gonna report you. Nothing personal.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 5:55:50 PM

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A baby seal walks into a club...

I'm not sure what you'd call that but I'm gonna report you. Nothing personal.

....................Say it ain't so!

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 7:11:03 PM

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Is "I'm gonna report you" the new "I'm leaving CM because of all the fakes"?

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 7:26:13 PM

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Is "I'm gonna report you" the new "I'm leaving CM because of all the fakes"?

I think it's more "I don't like what your saying so I'll needle you the only way I know how..besides using my little peepee" *shrugs*

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 7:59:43 PM

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Was the seal Irish or French?

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/2/2009 9:20:25 PM

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worse... quebecois.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/3/2009 3:56:53 AM

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Q) Why did they invent the wheelbarrow?

A) To teach the English to walk on their hind legs.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/3/2009 4:12:50 AM

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worse... quebecois.

Hey, I resemble that remark! I'm reporting you and then I'm leaving. You are obviously a fake!

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/3/2009 5:16:03 AM

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An Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The Irishman ducks.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/3/2009 5:41:19 AM

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An Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The Irishman ducks.

The smart thing to do.

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/4/2009 3:02:37 AM

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The joke was good, T's response hillarious but it just got netter and better from there, thanks for the smiles Ya'll!! oops, sorry im Canadian too eh!!

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/4/2009 3:03:54 AM

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oops i said "n"etter and better. Does that mean i'm fired and have to leave now too? sheesh , tough crowd!

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RE: The Englishman,Irishman,and Scotsman - 11/4/2009 7:19:17 AM

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oops i said "n"etter and better. Does that mean i'm fired and have to leave now too? sheesh , tough crowd!

No, we try to make allowances for you north of the border folks... hard to keep english(american) and french(the canadian kind) straight in your frozen heads....