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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 10:20:39 PM   
FranklyMyDear


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    I have given more blow jobs than the number of pussy's I have eaten, due only to the
    fact that so many women do not enjoy cunnilingus. Eating a woman is the most pleas-
    urable experience, of my entire life. It always has been and it always will be !!! Only
    when I am denied that pleasure, do I lower myself, to sucking a man. And that act, is
    more of an act of submissive desperation, than it is real desire, or satisfaction.
    Unless, of course a woman enjoys seeing me suck a mans tool. Then it can be an wor-
    thy act of true male submission, as I see it, and some women see it as well. <grin>

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 12:10:27 AM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

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hey.. the husband doesnt bitch about it...LOL


I would be more then happy to take over that task for you Greedy! It is a great sacrifice but that's what good friends are for!



awww.. Bear.. you're such a giver (slut) like that!  *adores mah Bearilicious*


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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 3:12:11 AM   
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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 3:38:00 AM   
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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 4:16:17 AM   
DesFIP


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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 5:30:19 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 5:36:50 PM   
Level


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Status: offline 		Bear, that might be the best idea I've heard all day!

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 5:53:35 PM   
thornhappy


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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 5:57:26 PM   
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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 5:58:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		I assure you, my dick is big enough to ensure that I feel mucho bliss

Any givers of bliss should have already had their tonsils taken out.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 5:59:50 PM   
sirsholly


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Any givers of bliss should have already had their tonsils taken out.
*blinkblink*

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:00:19 PM   
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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:00:31 PM   
sophiesback


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Status: offline 		Maybe it's cause i've "been around" so much/long/many times/whatever??????? but i seriously cannot fathom that statement -"I've given BJs more times than I've kissed"  EVER being true! Seriously???????

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:02:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

<---nods


There'd be lots of "nodding" involved

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:03:34 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

Maybe it's cause i've "been around" so much/long/many times/whatever??????? but i seriously cannot fathom that statement -"I've given BJs more times than I've kissed"  EVER being true! Seriously???????


Didn't you watch the movie, Pretty Woman? 

It is explained in there! 

If you have NOT seen it, you need to come over for a movie night!  I even has a guest room! 

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:03:40 PM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: Level


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

<---nods


There'd be lots of "nodding" involved
i always thought it was more of a bob than a nod.


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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:04:58 PM   
Aylee


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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:05:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

But with or without teeth, Level?


With, just in case I take her out in public.


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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:07:30 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: Level


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

But with or without teeth, Level?


With, just in case I take her out in public.



What about dentures?  I was told once about the best blow job that a person had ever gotten, and it was from a female that took her teeth out first. 

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/5/2009 6:08:21 PM   
sophiesback


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

Maybe it's cause i've "been around" so much/long/many times/whatever??????? but i seriously cannot fathom that statement -"I've given BJs more times than I've kissed"  EVER being true! Seriously???????


Didn't you watch the movie, Pretty Woman? 

It is explained in there! 

If you have NOT seen it, you need to come over for a movie night!  I even has a guest room! 


As i said, i've been around ALOT. i still cannot fathom giving more BJ's than kisses. Don't you typically kiss your S.O. hello, goodbye, foreplay, making out, cause you feel like it or they feel like it?  A kiss takes 5 seconds....BJ's take longer (they can be 5 seconds, sure, but where's the fun in that????)

i will pretend to have never seen Pretty Woman, though. When should i come? Um i mean be there?


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