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sunshinemiss -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/8/2009 5:57:33 PM)

My goddess gave birth to your god.




Saratov -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/8/2009 8:02:11 PM)

If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?




impishlilhellcat -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/8/2009 8:43:19 PM)

My dog binge-drinks less than your honor student.

My other car is a piece of shit too.

Nice truck sorry about your penis


They say I have ADHD
they just don't understand
Oh look a squirrel

I failed my driving test 7 times
back off
or you'll know why

I brake when the voices tell me to.




DrkJourney -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/8/2009 9:08:03 PM)

I liked this one:

I used to be really nice, until that house fell on my sister




Saratov -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/9/2009 4:51:16 AM)

My kid can beat up your honor student.

My Maine Coon is smarter than your 'honor student'.




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/9/2009 4:54:34 AM)

My kid knocked up your honor student.. [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/9/2009 6:20:47 AM)

I made a bumpersticker out of gaff tape and sharpies.. it was huge (ran across almost the entire with of the tailgate of my truck).. it said:

I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS.

and I meant it....




mydestiny2043 -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/9/2009 9:15:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

My kid knocked up your honor student.. [:D]
[sm=LMAO.gif]




impishlilhellcat -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (11/9/2009 12:50:50 PM)

I saw this one today


Support your local search and rescue
GET LOST

ANd on the same car

Long hard and full of seamen
<A picture of a submarine>




aSubSlaveMale -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (3/28/2010 8:38:15 AM)

"My Mother is a travel agent, she books guilt trips"   




MistressLacey804 -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (3/28/2010 10:32:04 AM)

A clean car is a sign of a sick mind

It's never too late to have a happy childhood




Aanakaris -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (3/28/2010 11:59:35 AM)

Jesus is coming...or at least he was breathing real hard a minute ago.




domiguy -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (3/28/2010 10:11:13 PM)

"four month old threads smell worse than a crack ho's honey pot."




ReflectiveSoul2 -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (3/29/2010 7:47:27 AM)

Don't like my driving? Get the fuck off the sidewalk!


Caution Student Driver... Go Park! [sm=LMAO.gif]

I have PMS and ESP I'm a BITCH that knows everything!




Hillwilliam -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (4/2/2010 7:33:22 PM)

Another good sticker with a D/s twist

You call me BITCH like it's a bad thing.




Sanguinarian -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (1/24/2011 2:57:23 PM)

Mot a bumper sticker but still funny.
 
I saw this licence plate on a hummer that says I 8 A SUV




DarkSteven -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (1/24/2011 3:10:42 PM)

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they full of meat?





dcnovice -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (1/24/2011 3:42:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

My kid can beat up your honor student.

My Maine Coon is smarter than your 'honor student'.


One of the vans at the National Zoo has, "Our cub can eat your honor student."




0ldhen -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (1/24/2011 6:47:19 PM)

BEWARE OF DRAGONS FOR YE ARE CRUNCHY AND GOOD WITH CATSUP.


P people
E eating
T tasty
A animals




nickscott -> RE: Funny Bumper Stickers (1/26/2011 6:12:10 PM)

I saw one once that said, MEAT IS MURDER..............TASTY TASTY MURDER




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