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Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/9/2009 11:34:30 PM

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not a single hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folks think they are.

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 12:40:02 AM

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Too bad you're married GT. Otherwise, that was so baaaaaaaad that it would instantly qualify you for membership in Termy's Terminal.

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 12:42:19 AM

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*giggles* My mom sent me that....

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 12:58:29 AM

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Hahaha, awesome! I'm going to have to remember that. :)

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 1:02:57 AM

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Good one, Greedy! Er, or should i say Greedy's mom?

< Message edited by dreamofthemoon -- 11/10/2009 1:03:29 AM >

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 1:38:15 AM

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My mom SO rocks!

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 4:39:48 AM

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 4:58:24 AM

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RE: Blonde Flight Attendant - 11/10/2009 4:05:40 PM

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