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Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:08:34 PM)

I admit it, that today I was hungry from not being able to eat much lately, and not only probably over ate, but put marmalaid jam on my toast and my cheese sandwhich cause it was good and I was hungry, and I admit that I will likely have gas later an that's going to have to be ok.
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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

In the spirit of taking personal responsibility that has been so desperately needed here on these boards, this lifestyle, and in the world in general, lets have a little honesty and accountability. It can be something serious or something as silly as admitting you intentionally fudged the portion size on your cookies. Whatever it is lay it down, let it out, and let it go. Confession is good for the soul (or whatevs)!!!!!


lovingpet



nubianmuscle -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:08:54 PM)

Because you are actually pressing the "ERECT" button.



devilishpixie -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:09:05 PM)

But if I could remove it i wouldn't need to reattach it.



mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:09:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nubianmuscle

Because you are actually pressing the "ERECT" button.



LOL, way to be there!!!!!!!!!!! good one.

(apparently some girl we know needs reading glasses)



LaTigresse -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:10:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: devilishpixie

But if I could remove it i wouldn't need to reattach it.


In that case, I bet BSB could help you!



Icarys -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:12:03 PM)

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But if I could remove it i wouldn't need to reattach it.


Maybe that's what went through elaine bobbet's "head" when she detached her husbands?

(The woman who cut her man's pecker off)



mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:14:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Icarys

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But if I could remove it i wouldn't need to reattach it.


Maybe that's what went through elaine bobbet's "head" when she detached her husbands?




You can better believe reattaching it was all that was going on in MR. Bobbitt's head, bro.

Ron



devilishpixie -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:15:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: Icarys

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But if I could remove it i wouldn't need to reattach it.


Maybe that's what went through elaine bobbet's "head" when she detached her husbands?




You can better believe reattaching it was all that was going on in MR. Bobbitt's head, bro.

Ron



I admit I am wondering if a penis was castrated while hard would it remain hard after castration or could it be stuffed so it appeared hard?



Icarys -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:16:31 PM)

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You can better believe reattaching it was all that was going on in MR. Bobbitt's head, bro.

Ron


I remember exactly what I was doing when I heard that on the radio..Rolling over..away from my girl and cringing!.



LaTigresse -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:18:28 PM)

Funny, I don't remember much about that at all.

Other than, "I wonder what he did to piss her off that badly?"[:D]

Oh, and if it was a small knife that required some sawing action or one big knife, off in one neat WHACK!!



mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:18:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: devilishpixie


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: Icarys

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But if I could remove it i wouldn't need to reattach it.


Maybe that's what went through elaine bobbet's "head" when she detached her husbands?




You can better believe reattaching it was all that was going on in MR. Bobbitt's head, bro.

Ron



I admit I am wondering if a penis was castrated while hard would it remain hard after castration or could it be stuffed so it appeared hard?



Nope, first off, seeing the knife anywhere near the little feller woulda sent him turtlenecking.

I wonder if that is the origination of the concept 'blood feud'?



devilishpixie -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:19:47 PM)

OMG , turtlenecking



mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:20:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Funny, I don't remember much about that at all.

Other than, "I wonder what he did to piss her off that badly?"[:D]




Yeah, well since you don't own one, you couldn't amass enough empathy, know what I mean, Vern? Near and dear to every boy's heart, that is.



Icarys -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:21:03 PM)

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I wonder if that is the origination of the concept 'blood feud'?

Pixie mentioned stuffed!! That puts a whole new spin on the term blood sausage as well....



mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:22:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: devilishpixie

OMG @ turtlenecking


well, I'm cut, so only turtleneck when it is cold, or danger, or the girl is just not anywhere near getting it for me.

otherwise, El Presidente is out and about looking around.

Ron



LaTigresse -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:24:17 PM)

I admit that the twist this thread has taken has me laughing.



Icarys -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:26:39 PM)

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I admit that the twist this thread has taken has me laughing.


I admit I'm not the least bit surprised by that.



devilishpixie -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:27:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: devilishpixie

OMG @ turtlenecking


well, I'm cut, so only turtleneck when it is cold, or danger, or the girl is just not anywhere near getting it for me.

otherwise, El Presidente is out and about looking around.

Ron


But what if was a hot girl with a knife at mr. happy would he still turtle neck? Inqiuiring minds want to know!



DemonKia -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:29:35 PM)

Great thread, lovingpet!!

I'm bad about wantin' to feed trolls . . . . .

I like feeding out the loops of rope & allowin' the other to get all tangled up in their own deceptions & deceits. It amuses me, & not in a noble way .....

I admit to observing stuff & making meanings about what I observe. I admit to being harsh & cynical, & occasionally it's bad for me to be too harsh & too cynical . .. .

I admit to having pet peeves, & that those reactionary spots in my psyche are places where I have to be careful to not hand my power over to others . ..

I'm sure I'll be back for more, I love the catharsis of copping to stuff . . . . . .

Again, great thread, lovingpet!!!!!

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mnottertail -> RE: I Admit It I........ (11/10/2009 2:33:01 PM)

well, there is only monocular vision in the lad, so in a myopic sort of way, he would be peering at the knife really close up, and the depth of field would sort of blur the aspect of the pretty girl, I should think, I cannot say for sure, and am not going to attempt any sort of simulation of that event, so we will have to leave the conversation as a hypothetical.

Ron



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