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WhoreMods -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/4/2017 4:52:25 AM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Have any of you sat down and actually talked to a spider?
What are you smoking, and where can I get some of it?
Marlboro black label 100's
And for a historic perspective, Spiders have been deified more often that crocodiles, alligators, monkeys or any other creature on the planet. If you look at many ancient cultures, it was the spider that taught women how to spin clothe for clothing, anthropologists have put forth the hypothesis that primitive humans (are we really more advanced in any way other than technology) observing spider webs gave the inspiration for nets.
Then there is the fact that spider silk is stronger than any other fiber in the world, which is why chemists are busting ass to reproduce it in the lab.
Now, getting back to the mythical gifts the spiders gave humans, that may actually be the basis for women who shriek and demand their immediate and painful eradication, you ladies are afraid they gonna teach you something else which will add to your already and alleged heavy daily work load.
Also, when you consider the flying pests and other insects that spiders kill and eat, you really should be thankful. Spiders do eat flies and mosquitoes, both of which are known to carry many diseases that are harmful to humans, which indicates that spiders are actually doing us a service. Some larger species are known to eat mice, rats and some even larger species eat birds.
Another fact to note, while humans walk on two legs, with a spine that is more adapted for walking on all fours, which leads to all kinds of injuries and none injury related problems in old age, spiders never gave up on the 8 leg approach, although they have been observed using the two fore legs to manipulate their environment, which may actually class them as insects with arms.
The bottom line is that you women are pissed off at spiders at a genetic level because they realized, that of the two sexes, women were the only ones that could grasp the complexities of spinning thread to clothe, so you want to punish them for their ancestors gift.
Which ties into my theory that the females of the human species hold grudges for generations, which is why men developed the self defense mechanism of acting completely dumb in order to not get pummeled to death by some irate female because she is having a bad day, be it due to hair, cycle or just because she woke up and for whatever reason, decided to go on the warpath.
Such as my report to my superiors states.
Is there some historical basis for observation of spiders having an influence on the invention of weaving, then? I didn't know that and thought it was just a Greek myth. (Arachne was turned into the first spider as a punishment for beating Artemis in a weave-off, iirc, but I'd have to check my Larousse or Bullfinch to confirm that.)
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