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New illness - 11/12/2009 9:27:49 PM

Aanakaris

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Calling in sick to work, "I can't come in to work today. I have anal glaucoma."

"Anal Glaucoma?"

"Yes, I cannot see my ass coming into work today."

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
-- Dr. Seuss