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Oh Dear Lord... - 11/18/2009 3:39:41 PM   
Aileen1968


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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/18/2009 3:45:24 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/18/2009 3:46:32 PM   
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the dog is gassy tonight.



Well, sniff it up and get rid of it for christsake. you are a submissive, do your job.

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/18/2009 3:49:32 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/18/2009 3:55:10 PM   
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In other news, the cat is constipated and the bird just puked. Back to you....


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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 4:54:09 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 4:56:31 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 4:56:38 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 4:57:54 PM   
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I sure hope nobody in your household is a smoker, Aileen...





Heh...he smokes cigars.

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 4:58:57 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 5:03:30 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 5:16:44 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 5:46:50 PM   
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And in that vein... http://exhootersgirl.blogspot.com/2008/07/itohmyhelp.html

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 6:34:55 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/19/2009 7:06:44 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/20/2009 8:41:44 PM   
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as i browsed through the topics to find a good place to post, i spied the subject line "Oh Dear Lord..." it was the perfect place! reminded me of the time i took sunshine along on my first visit to a local munch. she stands at the front of the room and announces in a loud voice "jewel needs some new friends" every person in the room turned and looked at me. my reaction...."Oh Dear Lord.....!!!"

hi, i'm jewel and have the good fortune of meeting sunshine recently in person. seems we both moved back to tennessee about the same time and live near each other. she's made it her mission to get me out to meet new people. i guess this is safer than salsa dancing.

jewel
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/20/2009 9:03:21 PM   
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That sunny KNOWS how to make an entrance! LOL

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/20/2009 9:07:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

That sunny KNOWS how to make an entrance! LOL


She sure does!
*waves to jewel* 

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 11/20/2009 9:26:23 PM   
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