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RE: What should a slave get for Xmas? - 12/18/2009 3:02:42 AM

CountrySong

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WonderSub Surely a good Dom/Domme should know their slave inside and out, and know exactly what they crave and/or need!

That's a joke right?!

Men have been trying to figure out women for ages and we have not got it right yet. I think that's why slavery was invented in the first place - some caveman just got tired of trying to figurre out how to get what he wanted from a woman and just took it. Men tend to be a lot less complex and less manipulative. I think its a genetic tendency because in ancient times if we had a disagreement we just battled it out until one surrendered or died. The stronger one reproduced. Women on the other hand had to learn to get what they wanted without getting killed or the shit beaten out of them by physically stronger men for hundreds of thousands of years. They also had to learn how to out manipulate other women. (Yes that totally sounds sexist and it is.)

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RE: What should a slave get for Xmas? - 12/18/2009 1:54:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

slaves should get a kick in the ass with a frozen boot and a copy of the light bill.

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whereupon the slave throws said frozen boot down the outhouse hole, and burns the light bill. Then pulls the meter.

But I'm just silly that way!

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RE: What should a slave get for Xmas? - 12/18/2009 7:35:00 PM

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CS, the horse has me trained to show up with a mint. He's been known to try to root through my purse for one if I'm not paying attention.

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RE: What should a slave get for Xmas? - 12/18/2009 9:30:11 PM

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Master is after getting me alot of random presents.... and GOD KNOWS what they are. He hinted at some kinda hat with ears on it. So I'm gunna be a cosy slave girl!... Now what in the name of God's odd socks did He get me... Hmmm
This girl hasn't got a bloody breeze what to buy Him. Maybe an ID bracelet... Maybe a fleece to keep Him warm... Maybe some snuggly PJ's (...Even though he goes commando... but.. yeah, scrap that)
Maybe if I bake Him xmas cookies? (God I'm gunna be busy tomorrow!) Considering, I'm ill. I can't give Him sex... Oh Gor! My brain better start working or I'll have no gift! Maybe a lovely gold chain...?
Maybe an ID bracelet AND matching chain? ...Oh shit I don't know!

*starts making a list of different things she'll think her Master will Like*

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RE: What should a slave get for Xmas? - 12/19/2009 5:21:12 AM

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