LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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My apologies - not only did I get the wrong show, I also imagined a far more violent scenario. It was from The Young Ones (with apologies for the word at the end, and credit to the writers! Fair use and all that eh?) --EXT: NEAR A CAR PARKED ON THE ROAD [A man emerges from a Ford Tippex dressed in a suit and tie. He walks toward the boys' home. We don't see his face. When NEIL passes him, he turns and glances back at him.] --EXT: OUTSIDE DOOR [The man is wearing gloves. He rings the doorbell. Immediately after, a policeman wearing sunglasses confidently strides up to him.] COP: Ho ho ho. Hahahahaha. MAN: What seems to be the trouble, officer? [The MAN rings the doorbell again.] COP: That's white man's electricity you're burnin', ringin' that bell. That's theft. I've got your number, so hold out your hands. MAN: Officer, I represent Kellogg's Corn Flakes car competition. I-- [The COP removes his sunglasses and sees the man for the first time.] COP: Oh. Sorry, John. I thought you was a nigger. Now, Sir, carry on. E
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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.
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