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Hello Eeryone - 12/2/2009 7:13:42 PM

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I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.
I want my Future master to know
I love sport bike motorcycles
I would like to be on the back of a speeding sport bike motorcycle blindfolded and taken on the interstates and be in front of 18 wheeler trucks, dump trucks and cement trucks I would also like the sport bike to squeeze through 2 vehicles at one time IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME
I love sport bikes that do smokey burnouts with white smoke that cover the whole bike I would like to be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle when someone does a smokey burnout with white smoke that covers the whole sport bike IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME
I would love to have a shot gun or machine gun pointed at me
Please contact me if you like me and my wants

RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/2/2009 7:16:29 PM

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BrrrrrmmBrrrrrrm

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/2/2009 7:42:23 PM

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OMG! I think I know you..lol.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/2/2009 8:19:13 PM

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 6:14:55 AM

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/Looks down at Schwinn/
/Wonders if putting playing cards between its spokes would be sufficient for OP's fantasy/

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 7:41:57 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

/Looks down at Schwinn/
/Wonders if putting playing cards between its spokes would be sufficient for OP's fantasy/

It's ok Stevie, you can borrow one of my motorcycles if you like. I'll trade you for the Schwinn for a day

Please don't complain when it comes back to you with a purty pink basket on it and a sparkly streamers on the handlebars though...I'll put cookies in the basket to ease the pain lol.

OP, welcome. Hope you find what you are looking for.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 8:21:32 AM

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 11:20:42 AM

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I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.

Lesse.....you want to have a Master driving a motorcycle like a freakin' lunatic while holding a machine gun against your ribs?

Wee bit dangerous...don't ya think?

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 11:32:08 AM

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No sportbike for me. I ride a Harley. Sorry.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 1:31:49 PM

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I dont know what to say other than, wow.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 4:59:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.
Lesse.....you want to have a Master driving a motorcycle like a freakin' lunatic while holding a machine gun against your ribs?

Wee bit dangerous...don't ya think?

Yeah. Someone posted about plastic bad asphyxiation and I thought that was incredibly dangerous. Then someone else posted about throat standing and I thought that sounded even more dangerous. Then OP describes Dukes of Hazzard meets BDSM... Why so many dangerous fetishes coming out lately?

I'll jest stick with life in the slow lane, thanks.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/3/2009 5:06:18 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.
Lesse.....you want to have a Master driving a motorcycle like a freakin' lunatic while holding a machine gun against your ribs?

Wee bit dangerous...don't ya think?

Brings new meaning to the expression 'riding shotgun' huh?

Then again it could be an attempt to say the craziest thing to elicit a response and get attention. Noooooooooooo.

The throatstanding / ballcrushing guy has the running for now.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 12/4/2009 4:09:37 AM

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:01:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.
Lesse.....you want to have a Master driving a motorcycle like a freakin' lunatic while holding a machine gun against your ribs?

Wee bit dangerous...don't ya think?

SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE WOMAN...

I AM THE THE MAN YOU SEEK. MANY A TIME IVE KIDNAPPED A WOMAN, TIED HER UP AND HELD HER AGAINST HER WILL WITH MY SHOTGUN AT 100MPH THROUGH MANHATTAN TRAFFIC

YOU.

ARE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS

I wrote this song just for you...

I can show you my Shotgun
Shining Shimmering Barrel
Tell me princess, now when did
You really want to die?

I can 'open' your eyes
Bind you, tie you and carry you
Over, sideways and Under
On my motorcycle Ride!

POLICE SIREEEEEENS
(don't you dare close your eyes)
THEYRE CATCHING UUUUUP
(what we're doing is kind of illegal)

EVEN THOUGH ITS FOOLISH
ITS OUR DEATH WISH

MY GOD WHY DO YOU
KIND OF
SMELL LIKE
FIIIIIISH?

Police Sireeeeens....
Going whoooee whoeeee

A thrilling Chase
Prisons our place
For you and meeeeee

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There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
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We're not you

Decide your level of involvement
Find yourself
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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:06:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: channing28270

I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.
I want my Future master to know
I love sport bike motorcycles
I would like to be on the back of a speeding sport bike motorcycle blindfolded and taken on the interstates and be in front of 18 wheeler trucks, dump trucks and cement trucks I would also like the sport bike to squeeze through 2 vehicles at one time IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME
I love sport bikes that do smokey burnouts with white smoke that cover the whole bike I would like to be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle when someone does a smokey burnout with white smoke that covers the whole sport bike IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME
I would love to have a shot gun or machine gun pointed at me
Please contact me if you like me and my wants

Can we do this in a car, though?

You can still have smoky burnouts, but it's easier to operate a machine gun and a car at the same time. Plus you have to be doing something besides sitting there blindfolded. And I can't direct you when you're in the back of a bike.

Come on now, be realistic please.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:12:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: Twoshoes

quote:

ORIGINAL: channing28270

I have been on here for a while I am a homeless submissive female. I would Love to be Blindfolded and be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle blindfolded. I would also like to have a machine gun or shot gun pointed at me.
I want my Future master to know
I love sport bike motorcycles
I would like to be on the back of a speeding sport bike motorcycle blindfolded and taken on the interstates and be in front of 18 wheeler trucks, dump trucks and cement trucks I would also like the sport bike to squeeze through 2 vehicles at one time IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME
I love sport bikes that do smokey burnouts with white smoke that cover the whole bike I would like to be on the back of a sport bike motorcycle when someone does a smokey burnout with white smoke that covers the whole sport bike IT WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME
I would love to have a shot gun or machine gun pointed at me
Please contact me if you like me and my wants

Can we do this in a car, though?

You can still have smoky burnouts, but it's easier to operate a machine gun and a car at the same time. Plus you have to be doing something besides sitting there blindfolded. And I can't direct you when you're in the back of a bike.

Come on now, be realistic please.

fukkin pussy. ONLY A REALLLLL MAN (And a true Dom) IS CAPABLE OF OPERATING A BIKE AND A MACHINE GUN WHILE PLAYING FULL CONTACT CROQUET AT THE SAME TIME.

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Stop asking questions only you can answer
There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
What's right for me?
We're not you

Decide your level of involvement
Find yourself
It's your decision

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:17:18 PM

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We're necroing Intro threads now?

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:27:50 PM

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Hmmm, if the OP is homeless, how is she getting online? Most Libraries block this kinda thing, as well as most cyber cafe's.

Plus, if she's homeless, how are we supposed to find her to give her this ride?

Just a random thought that no one brought up yet.

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:30:17 PM

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We're necroing Intro threads now?

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3389495/mpage_3/key_/tm.htm#3394263

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RE: Hello Eeryone - 9/6/2010 12:32:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

We're necroing Intro threads now?

*Looks at the timestamp* Oh shii...

How come nobody TOLD me this was an old thread. CURSE YOU DARKSTEVEN AND YOUR WILEY WAYS!

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Stop asking questions only you can answer
There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
What's right for me?
We're not you

Decide your level of involvement
Find yourself
It's your decision

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