There was a young man named Odoul Who had a long and marvelous tool He could use it to plow Or to diddle a cow Or just as a cue stick at pool
There was a young man from Eau Claire Who was plumbing his girl on the stair The bannister broke And he doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair
There once was a man from Ajas who's balls were made out of glass, when they tinkled together they made stormy weather and lightening shot out of his ass.