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Kirata -> Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 1:14:45 PM)
Heh, well there's a catch (you knew there would be) ... Only if you're attending the climate summit in Copenhagen Copenhagen Council and Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard have sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’. “Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says. Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms at the project saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs, and have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card... K.

Musicmystery -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 1:20:57 PM)
Just as well. Some sex should be enslaved... [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 1:24:58 PM)
I'm betting they will charge BIGTIME for rubbers, its a nigerian-danish scam. Ron

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 2:14:24 PM)
skids into the thread YES!!!!!....damn [sm=m23.gif]

frazzle -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 2:30:03 PM)
Zeph seems we both got it wrong, and will have to go without or pay[:D]

girlygurl -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 2:51:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I'm betting they will charge BIGTIME for rubbers, its a nigerian-danish scam. Ron [sm=lol.gif]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 2:55:00 PM)
I thought Kirata was offering. Well that's disappointing.

DesFIP -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 2:55:01 PM)
I'm not getting any tonight? Damn!

thornhappy -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 3:02:49 PM)
Shit. And me being horny and all.

DarkSteven -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 3:29:32 PM)
If I thought there would be free sex, I would ahem free my Willy...

GoddessImaginos -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 3:33:29 PM)
Dammit Steven, now I'll never be able to see that movie cover again without thinking of You. In fact, now all killer whales will do this to Me. sends Steven to bed without sex OR His supper ;P [sm=mistress.gif]

DarkSteven -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 3:54:38 PM)
My work here is done. [:)]

DemonKia -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 4:20:58 PM)
Huzzah. The OP's still funnier than the ensuing thread-jinks (especially the part I bolded, that's freakin' hysterical funny), tho' carry on, fine people. I'm sure y'all are up to the job .. . . . [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata Heh, well there's a catch (you knew there would be) ... Only if you're attending the climate summit in Copenhagen Copenhagen Council and Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard have sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’. “Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says. Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms at the project saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs, and have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card... K.

BKSir -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 4:34:34 PM)
Mr. Clinton, please stand back from the gate. The air craft to Copenhagen doesn't leave for another 3 hours.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 4:41:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DemonKia Huzzah. The OP's still funnier than the ensuing thread-jinks (especially the part I bolded, that's freakin' hysterical funny), tho' carry on, fine people. I'm sure y'all are up to the job .. . . . [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata Heh, well there's a catch (you knew there would be) ... Only if you're attending the climate summit in Copenhagen Copenhagen Council and Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard have sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’. “Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says. Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms at the project saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs, and have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card... K. I quite agree Kia...obviously they are pissed at all the money the won't be making although I suspect that there would still have beenquite a few snuck in even if they hadn't started this "free sex" thing; which means they could have made money. They've probably shot themselves in the foot and should have kept quiet.

DemonKia -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 8:36:35 PM)
Zeph, darling, marketing is far more perverse than many of us; giving away free samples can be a very reliable way to boost overall sales, as bizarre & counter-intuitive as that might sound. My amusement is at the expense of the anti-prostitution City-of-Copenhagen officials & their lame attempts to suppress the sex-trade backfiring on them. The prostitutes will probably do better for the efforts of the city fathers, rather than worse. Remember, in entertainment there's no such thing as bad press. Bad press is free press to be spun, & spin it the whores of Copenhagen did . . . . . [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth I quite agree Kia...obviously they are pissed at all the money the won't be making although I suspect that there would still have beenquite a few snuck in even if they hadn't started this "free sex" thing; which means they could have made money. They've probably shot themselves in the foot and should have kept quiet.

Musicmystery -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 8:38:14 PM)
Maybe they should offer free "globe-warming..."

DemonKia -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/4/2009 9:34:01 PM)
smirk

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/5/2009 3:25:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Maybe they should offer free "globe-warming..." snicker

ShaharThorne -> RE: Free Sex!! (12/5/2009 4:51:03 AM)
spews MD on her new monitor at the thought of DS freeing his willie... See what you made me do, DS!!!

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