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ORIGINAL: Aylee quote:
ORIGINAL: persephonee Aylee...do you have a song about Christmas bugs and vaccuum cleaners? You're An Ugh Bug, Mr. Pinch, I'll squash you with my heel You're a nuisance in my garden And beneath the mower wheel, Mr. Pinch In front, your claw-like tweezers, Are weapons for a meal You're so slinky, Mr. Pinch I see you as I stroll You scurry in a hurry, Where it's damp and wet you roll, Mr. Pinch You do not scare me, but I Prefer you under my shoe sole You're a weird bug, Mr. Pinch Tiny lobster of less style And by some you're called an earwig With a myth around a while, Mr. Pinch If there were a prize for the ugliest bug No doubt you'd win it, by a mile You're a creeper, Mr. Pinch Just a wiggly little imp If I can't crunch you with my shoe At least, I'll make you limp.. I suspect their's insect hookers And I'm sure you are their pimp You're a lowlife, Mr. Pinch Friends of creepy crawling cruds I watch you as I pick my spuds Don't want you on my duds, Mr. Pinch You don't care where you've been to, Or whence you are going.. You are distasteful, and frankly, quite dispicable.. Grossly Implacable Dining on, reclining on muds You are not needed, Mr. Pinch One of nature's few mistakes Unedited evolution You're a nightmare of awakes, Mr. Pinch Just some sinister miniature trick of The devil, Like spiders and snakes   
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