Aswad
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
Hey Aswad, my pendantic friend, good to see you.
Heya. Ironically, I was being counterpedantic in a certain sense.
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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady
Really? I'm sure some people wouldn't mind, but I really would rather not eat the carrot that was up my ass, even if it had a condom on it. ... Now every time I see carrots in someone's refrigerator, I fear I will be wondering what they were doing with it before. Thanks for the mental image.
You're welcome. Here's another mental image or three. A buddy of mine once commented that there's probably not a surface in this world that hasn't had a man spooging on it, and another commented something on the statistics of the number of genitalia and asses one comes into indirect contact with in the course of a day- triple digits, I think. For some inexplicable reason, the sky still doesn't fall down on our heads, despite the failure of the world to be a sterile place. In that light, while I get the squick factor, I fail to share it.
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ORIGINAL: wykkidesire2plsU
(pussy not ass)
That's your mistake.
If you read what I wrote, I said sticking it up front would be infinitely more likely to cause a problem, although still resolved by a condom (which you did not use). The vagina is incredibly sensitive, and even disturbing the acidity of the vagina can be adequate to cause a problem like the one you described. That is one of the reasons you should never put anything into it that isn't meant to go in there. A vegetable to be inserted up front should be peeled, autoclaved and only used if its pH is in an acceptable range both before and after, unless you cover it with a condom, and it still needs to be solid enough not to break into bits, and must not have sharp edges anywhere.
The ass is a very different beast. It is part of a canal that has been adapted to processing a wide range of biological and inert matter that may have a wide range of pathogens on it. The intestine is the largest reservoir of macrophages outside the bone marrow in the human body, has an ample blood supply, is covered with mucous membranes, and has its own internal flora that outcompetes almost any pathogenic organisms, as well as tolerating a wide range of pH values. Also, it regularly passes large stools that may have sharp bits in it or protruding edges, and can rapidly heal minor lacerations. Unless you start messing with it with great force, or very deeply (beyond about 15cm for anything harder than a penis), the ass will generally either be unaffected, or recover just fine, provided a modicum of common sense is applied.
The vagina, on the other hand, is covered by the hymen in order to keep it sterile until the onset of menstruation, which clears out a significant number of potential problems by shedding the uteral lining along with blood and debris on a fairly regular basis. When a part of the vagina is lacerated, it causes scarring that may give lasting problems, and the wall of the vagina is not quick to repair itself after even minor injuries. Major injuries can cause fistulas, which can also occur as a consequence of a natural childbirth or a forceful sexual assault, something many African women can attest to.
In short, as I said, the vagina may object loudly to the use of a carrot, whereas the ass will generally not.
Health,
al-Aswad.
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"If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn't seem to mind.
From then on I knew: God doesn't make the world this way.
We do." -- Rorschack, Watchmen.
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