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AceOfKnaves -> RE: Corrupt Wish Game (12/29/2009 5:53:51 PM)
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Granted. The outrageously boring task of revision slowly starts to complete itself while you go out for a night on the town. Your BFF picks you up in her brand new, fuel-efficient Italian mini-car; needless to say, you guys attract tons of attention from passersby in your vehicle (and not the good kind). As your little mini-car poots along, a bit of light fluffy snow starts floating down upon the windshield. Soon the snowflakes grow larger and more frequent until you realize that the weather has made a drastic change! A blizzard swallows up your car, stranding it in a small, unassuming snow pile. Other people in their larger, more gas-guzzling cars pass you by to get to the safety of their homes asap. Meanwhile, the limbs of you and your friend get frozen in place, forcing you both to chew them off for the sake of freedom! Luckily you don't bleed to death though, because the wounds freeze shut before you get the chance. Within the hour, a rescue team arrives and saves you.
After spending months in the hospital and years in rehab, you finally return to your university to finish your education. To your pleasant surprise, you discover that your roommate turned in your revised papers for you the day after you went out. To your chagrin, the professor found your revisions to be so ridiculously offensive that the university's president himself banned you from ever returning. Well, at least you've still got your health...oh wait.
I wish I had a cup of freshly squeezed lemonade that never emptied, never went bad, and always remained tasty and tangy.
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