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if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 1:04:21 AM   
iwantaslutwhore


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Status: offline 		if you are sinfull filthy fucking slut wno want wicked hard sex open to any thang no limets get at me please
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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 8:39:00 AM   
DarkMasquerade


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Status: offline 		Now this is just too hilarious... lol

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 4:38:20 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		OP, I find your disregard of the strictures of etiquette to be refreshing.

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 6:44:39 PM   
Level


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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 6:47:06 PM   
CarrieO


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Status: offline 		Oh, come on Level...aren't you open to any "thang" including "limets"?!

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 6:52:08 PM   
SweetPoosy


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Status: offline 		Dang, he sounds just like one of them revivalist type preachers, 'specially since he wants someone "sinfull".



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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 6:55:11 PM   
tsatske


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Status: offline 		How's that working out for you?
Or, as I sometimes ask the most persistant and ignorant of those who email me, 'How's it feel to be on a website and in a lifestyle where thousands of women PROUDLY self-identify as sluts; and STILL be unable to get laid?'

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 7:49:56 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Well, Mr. Prince Charming has arrived I see.  How ever did we miss him?

This nonsense always happens around the holidays.  I think it's how people get away from their families - hiding in the basement. 



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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 7:53:29 PM   
cpK69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: iwantaslutwhore

get at me


Interesting choice of words; I think.

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 7:58:43 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		You know, the word "get" has 17 meanings - 16 as a verb and one as a noun. 

<<< grammar goddess.


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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 8:24:58 PM   
cpK69


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

You know, the word "get" has 17 meanings - 16 as a verb and one as a noun. 



I had no idea...

... how do you remember stuff like that?

Kim

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 9:21:48 PM   
Level


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ORIGINAL: CarrieO

Oh, come on Level...aren't you open to any "thang" including "limets"?!


No lime on my thang, thankyewveddymuch! *slides a Strunk & White at the OP*

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/24/2009 9:43:02 PM   
sunshinemiss


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... how do you remember stuff like that?

I teach it.

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/25/2009 5:31:47 AM   
Jeffff


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think of the possibilities?


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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/25/2009 5:35:58 AM   
KatyLied


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quote:

'How's it feel to be on a website and in a lifestyle where thousands of women PROUDLY self-identify as sluts; and STILL be unable to get laid?'


Priceless!  


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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 12/25/2009 9:45:43 AM   
Elipsis


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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 1/5/2010 5:13:15 AM   
MissJennMB


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

How's that working out for you?
Or, as I sometimes ask the most persistant and ignorant of those who email me, 'How's it feel to be on a website and in a lifestyle where thousands of women PROUDLY self-identify as sluts; and STILL be unable to get laid?'



hahaha.  Thank you.  I needed that laugh.  lol

Miss Jenn

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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 1/5/2010 9:45:38 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissJennMB

quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

How's that working out for you?
Or, as I sometimes ask the most persistant and ignorant of those who email me, 'How's it feel to be on a website and in a lifestyle where thousands of women PROUDLY self-identify as sluts; and STILL be unable to get laid?'



hahaha.  Thank you.  I needed that laugh.  lol

Miss Jenn



Yes I have to agree.....very hilarious indeed!


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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 1/5/2010 9:47:55 AM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissJennMB

quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

How's that working out for you?
Or, as I sometimes ask the most persistant and ignorant of those who email me, 'How's it feel to be on a website and in a lifestyle where thousands of women PROUDLY self-identify as sluts; and STILL be unable to get laid?'



hahaha.  Thank you.  I needed that laugh.  lol

Miss Jenn



Yes I have to agree.....very hilarious indeed!


I sure got a kick out of it.


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RE: if ur open to anything with sex look hear - 1/5/2010 9:51:15 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		*waves at Lady P* 

Hmmmm.....seems like we are stalki...I mean following each other around lately!


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Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
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