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osf -> osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:41:40 PM)

mentoring on a computer near you

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i guarantee mentoring to fuck over your mind and life,

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i will amaze you with my catch all phrases and regurgitated pablum

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Jeffff -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:44:45 PM)

Dude, you don't quit. I have to hand it to you.

kudos


Jeff




osf -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:46:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Dude, you don't quit. I have to hand it to you.

kudos


Jeff


your still here




LafayetteLady -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:47:59 PM)

Actually, I found that one pretty amusing.




osf -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:48:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Dude, you don't quit. I have to hand it to you.

kudos


Jeff


damn, how do i get rid of it?




RedMagic1 -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:55:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: osf
damn, how do i get rid of it?

Fuck you.  He's an anteater.




LadyPact -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:56:14 PM)

Actually, that one's kind of funny.  Perhaps retirement will give you the opportunity as a stand up comedian.




osf -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 5:57:13 PM)

it's also how i feel about mentoring lol




LadyPact -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 6:02:29 PM)

That's ok.  I'm pretty sure that we can tell you've never had one.

Personally, I've had several through the years, even though I never officially called them 'mentors'.  When there was someone out there who's topping skills I admired, I specifically wanted to learn from them.  (Some of them used to frequent these boards.)  In turn, I've taught others.  I just had a great time last weekend teaching flourentine to a gal who swore up and down that she couldn't possibly learn it.  In less than fifteen minutes, she was doing a fairly decent four point.




osf -> RE: osf's mentoring service is now open for business (12/26/2009 6:07:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

That's ok.  I'm pretty sure that we can tell you've never had one.

Personally, I've had several through the years, even though I never officially called them 'mentors'.  When there was someone out there who's topping skills I admired, I specifically wanted to learn from them.  (Some of them used to frequent these boards.)  In turn, I've taught others.  I just had a great time last weekend teaching flourentine to a gal who swore up and down that she couldn't possibly learn it.  In less than fifteen minutes, she was doing a fairly decent four point.



never have been a top

never want to be a top

i'm just me, i make no claims to be anything




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